A Coroner's Inquisition ([1857])

CAST OF CHARACTERS. — ( A Coroner's Inquisition. ) Burton's Theatre. GREGORY GRIGGS — Innkeeper, and one of Her Majesty's Coroners for the County of Slopley Mr. M. Smith. SIR WILLIAM PLUMMER, Bart. ( in disguise. ) Mr. Rainford. FRANK PLUMMER, M. D. — A village doctor, and his nephew Mr. Holman. CURRAN O'ROOLEY — A law clerk Mr. Moore. SIMON DOBBS — An ostler Mr. Bishop. BAILIFF Mr. Lawson. TREMBLES Mr. Lawson. MILLICENT ( or Milly ) GRIGGS — Daughter of G. G. and affianced to Dr. P. Miss Florence. JENNY — Servant Miss Charles. NEIGHBORS, VILLAGERS, (male and female).

SCENE — First in London, and then at the Village of Slopperton.

Time — From sunrise to 10 o'clock.

STAGE DIRECTIONS.

L. means First Entrance, Left. R. First Entrance, Right. S. E. L. Second Entrance, Left. S. E. R. Second Entrance, Right. U. E. L. Upper Entrance. Left. U. E. R. Upper Entrance, Right. C. Centre. L. C. Left of Centre. R. C. Right of Centre. T. E. L. Third Entrance, Left. T. E. R. Third Entrance, Right. C. D. Centre Door. D. R. Door Right. D. L. Door Left. U. D. L. Upper Door, Left U. D. R. Upper Door, Right.

The reader is supposed to be on the Stage, facing the Audience.

Scene I. — Outer room in Railway Station inn London. Time, just before daylight. Enter Gregory Griggs , attired for an early start. October morning — large shawl about neck, and portmanteau. G. G. [ puffing.

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Sir W., interrupting.

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They return. Sir W.

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Bell rings.

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Scene II. — Wood scene on a drop. Path. Enter Frank Plumer with two men carrying a heavy bag. Frank P.

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They stop to breathe.

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Exit. L. H. Enter G. G., and Milly G. R. 2. G. G.

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Milly.

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Milly, pulling him along.

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Frank P.

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Frank P. has been turning over the letter abstractedly. Frank P., aside.

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Frank retires up agitated.

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Frank P., returning and giving hand.

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Frank P.

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Walking. Sir W.

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Enter Simon. Simon.

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Exeunt. R.] Frank P., muses and walks

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A Baliff has come in. R. to E. Baliff.

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Frank P.

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Bailiff.

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Baliff.

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Scene III. — Sign of Mule and Mugpie. House at side — open country behind and a fence and gate to high road. Table set for breakfast. G. G. at breakfast with Milly, and Jenny waiting. G. G.

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Milly.

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Jenny. [ Curtseying ].

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Goes in house — L. to E.] G. G.

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Milly.

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Exit into house — L.] G. G.

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Simon.

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Simon. [ Chattering ].

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C. O'R. sits down and laughs. G. G.

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L. E. D. Enter Milly , crying and sobbing, from house. Milly.

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Faints in the arms of C. O'R., who has run to her. C. O'R.

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Takes her away. C. O'R.

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Noise of a crowd. Enter Simon with two men carrying a bag. Jurors and villagers. 1st Neighbor.

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They gather around it, and Milly has revived and sits sobbing in a chair. G. G. to C. O'R.

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Stoops. G. G. [ Aside.

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All.

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All close around it. Simon.

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Milly.

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Simon.

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Two Bailiffs collar him. C. O'R.

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They produce an envelope directed to Frank Plummer, M. D. G. G.

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Simon.

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1st neighbor whispers to G. G. G. G.

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All Jurors.

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Simon.

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Hand up. C. O'R.

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Simon.

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Simon.

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writes. Simon.

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So writes. Enter Sir William P., aside, L. to R. Sir W.

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Holds up hand and comes down. G. G. [ Sees him.

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They seize him. Sir W.

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1st Neighbor.

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They shake heads and murmur. G. G.

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They seat him. Sir W.

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Sir W. Smiling.

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C. O'R.

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Rubs his arm. G. G.

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With dignity. Sir W.

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Sir W.

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C. O'R. oratorically.

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G. G. is writing, as all examine body. G. G. writing. [ Aside.

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Sir W.

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Sir W.

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Warmly. Sir W.

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Neighbors.

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G. G. to C. O'R.

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C. O'R. sits down, and so does Sir W., smiling sarcastically.

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Sir W.

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Aside. C. O'R.

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G. G.

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C. O'R. whispers to G. G.

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C. O'R

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Sir W.

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With severity. Sir W.

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G. G. to C O'R.

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Sir W.

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G. G. is putting signature, &c. Sir W.

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Taps deposition. Sir W.

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C. O'R., aside, to G. G.

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G. G., aloud.

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Simon.

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Sir W.

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To Jury, who nod and murmur.

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Sir W., rising.

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Sir W.

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C. O'R.

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Dobbins of the Jury.

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Sir W.

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A Voice.

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A Juror.

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Trembles hustled off. Sir W.

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G. G., aside ,

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L. Exeunt two and Sir W. into house. G. G.

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Juror.

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C. O'R.

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G. G.

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Door opens and Milly enters with a scream of delight followed by Sir W. Milly.

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Jurors rise. G. G.

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Sir W.

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C. O'R. [ Who has run to the road.

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Enter Dr. Frank P. — Milly runs to embrace him. C. O'R.

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Dobbins to Juror. to Juror

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They are shaking hands with Dr. F. who is astonished. Dr. F.

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Milly.

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Dr. F.

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G. G.

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Sir W.

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Dr. F. has examined it. Dr. F.

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To C O'R. C. O'R.

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G. G.

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Dr. F.

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Sir W.

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Dr. F.

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Sir W.

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They embrace G. G.

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Embraces him. C. O'R.

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Hands a card. G. G.

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Sir W.

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To Milly. G. G.

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