Madmen All (1847)

DRAMATIS PERSONÆ. Sam Markham , a young gentleman of Philadelphia, not over wise, but improving every day. Phil Peters , his friend, from New York; witty and wild as the world goes, but with touches of a deeper philosophy. Huskisson Hodgson , a "Brummagen" beau and tourist. Pontefract Pinchbeck , a novelist of the new school. Mr. Fizgig , a political speculator and a speculative politician. Mrs. Fizgig , wife to Fizgig, a motherly dame. Garafelia Fizgig , their daughter; an admirer of the new school of Romance. Miss Emily Slapdash , friend to Garafelia; a fashionable young lady, in the best society.

The Scene is laid in Philadelphia.

ACT I.

SCENE I. — TUESDAY. ( Washington Hotel, Chestnut Street, Philadelphia. — Phil Peters seated at the window of his parlor in a dressing-gown. ) Phil.

Contains 80 words in 6 sentences using 405 chars .

Sam ( from the outside ).

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 54 chars .

Phil.

Contains 36 words in 4 sentences using 185 chars .

Sam ( enters the room ).

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars .

Phil ( rising to meet him ).

Contains 67 words in 7 sentences using 349 chars .

Sam.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars .

Phil.

Contains 201 words in 10 sentences using 1049 chars .

Sam.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars .

Phil.

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 58 chars .

Sam.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars .

Phil.

Contains 109 words in 8 sentences using 576 chars .

Sam.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars .

Phil.

Contains 93 words in 6 sentences using 492 chars .

Sam.

Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 79 chars .

Phil.

Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 177 chars .

Sam.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars .

Phil.

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 112 chars .

Sam.

Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars .

Phil.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars .

Sam.

Contains 66 words in 4 sentences using 381 chars .

Phil. ( aside. )

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 51 chars .

Sam.

Contains 99 words in 3 sentences using 542 chars .

Phil.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars .

Sam.

Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 97 chars .

Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars .

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars .

Contains 82 words in 4 sentences using 470 chars .

Phil.

Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 108 chars .

Sam.

Contains 50 words in 3 sentences using 247 chars .

Phil.

Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 123 chars .

Sam.

Contains 87 words in 3 sentences using 505 chars .

Phil.

Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 60 chars .

Sam.

Contains 84 words in 5 sentences using 509 chars .

Phil.

Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 80 chars .

Sam.

Contains 104 words in 5 sentences using 561 chars .

Phil.

Contains 73 words in 3 sentences using 383 chars .

Sam.

Contains 67 words in 3 sentences using 373 chars .

Phil.

Contains 150 words in 9 sentences using 839 chars .

Sam.

Contains 71 words in 6 sentences using 395 chars .

Phil.

Contains 48 words in 5 sentences using 254 chars .

Sam.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars .

Phil.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 15 chars .

Sam.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars .

Phil.

Contains 51 words in 5 sentences using 306 chars .

Sam.

Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 118 chars .

Phil. ( putting on his coat. )

Contains 32 words in 2 sentences using 170 chars .

Sam.

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 32 chars .

( Exeunt together. )

SCENE II. — PARLOR IN MR. FIZGIG'S HOUSE. ( Discovered Mrs. Fizgig and Garafelia. ) Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 11 words in 4 sentences using 58 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 165 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 143 chars .

Mrs. Fiz. ( rather sharply. )

Contains 64 words in 2 sentences using 336 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 30 words in 4 sentences using 152 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 65 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 52 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 40 words in 3 sentences using 214 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 43 words in 5 sentences using 231 chars .

Mrs. Fiz. ( looking out of the window. )

Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 98 chars .

( Exit Mrs. Fizgig. Bell is rung. ) Garaf.

Contains 135 words in 7 sentences using 728 chars .

( Door opens, and enter Emily Slapdash. ) Emily.

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars .

( Embraces Garafelia. ) Garaf.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars .

Emily.

Contains 121 words in 5 sentences using 630 chars .

Garaf. ( in a solemn voice. )

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars .

Emily.

Contains 55 words in 5 sentences using 302 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 57 chars .

Emily.

Contains 63 words in 5 sentences using 335 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 69 words in 3 sentences using 394 chars .

Emily.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars .

Emily.

Contains 48 words in 3 sentences using 274 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 135 chars .

Emily.

Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 23 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 53 words in 4 sentences using 275 chars .

Emily.

Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 32 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 79 words in 6 sentences using 447 chars .

( Bell is rung. ) Emily. ( shrugging her shoulders ).

Contains 50 words in 4 sentences using 270 chars .

( Exit Miss Slapdash , and enter Pontefract Pinchbeck. ) Pinch.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 30 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 37 words in 2 sentences using 211 chars .

( Bell is rung. ) Garaf. ( aside. )

Contains 31 words in 6 sentences using 180 chars .

Pinch. ( raising his voice ).

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 83 chars .

( Phil and Sam coming to the door with the Servant , stop in amazement. ) Sam ( to Servant ).

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars .

Servant.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 40 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 29 words in 1 sentence using 149 chars .

Phil.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars .

Sam.

Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 100 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 41 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars .

Sam.

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 108 chars .

Phil.

Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 107 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars .

Sam.

Contains 54 words in 7 sentences using 309 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 28 words in 4 sentences using 173 chars .

Phil.

Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 106 chars .

Pinch. ( aside ).

Contains 50 words in 3 sentences using 262 chars .

( Rises to take his leave. ) Sam.

Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 134 chars .

Pinch. ( aside ).

Contains 36 words in 5 sentences using 214 chars .

( Exit Pinchbeck , in confusion. ) Phil.

Contains 19 words in 1 sentence using 107 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars .

Phil.

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 85 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 101 chars .

Phil.

Contains 26 words in 4 sentences using 148 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 124 chars .

Phil.

Contains 46 words in 3 sentences using 237 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars .

Sam.

Contains 92 words in 6 sentences using 557 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 48 words in 6 sentences using 266 chars .

Phil.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars .

Sam ( aside ).

Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 163 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 221 chars .

Sam ( aside ).

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars .

Sam.

Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 154 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars .

Phil ( aside ).

Contains 110 words in 7 sentences using 606 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 36 chars .

Sam ( aside ).

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 44 words in 4 sentences using 245 chars .

Phil ( aside ).

Contains 62 words in 5 sentences using 334 chars .

Sam.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars .

( Both rise, and take their leave, and exeunt. ) Garaf.

Contains 32 words in 4 sentences using 192 chars .

( Exit with enthusiasm. )

END OF ACT FIRST.

ACT II.

SCENE I. — WEDNESDAY. ( Pontifract Pinchbeck alone in his study, enveloped in a flashy dressing gown. ) Pinchbeck.

Contains 93 words in 5 sentences using 507 chars .

Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 133 chars .

Contains 32 words in 4 sentences using 182 chars .

Contains 38 words in 3 sentences using 211 chars .

Contains 25 words in 4 sentences using 135 chars .

( And exit. )

SCENE II. — A PARLOR IN SAM'S HOUSE IN CHESTNUT STREET. ( Sam and Phil sitting at the window, conversing. ) Phil.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars .

Sam.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars .

Phil.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars .

Sam.

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars .

Phil.

Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 88 chars .

Sam.

Contains 77 words in 4 sentences using 405 chars .

Phil.

Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 109 chars .

Sam ( laughing ).

Contains 45 words in 5 sentences using 221 chars .

Phil.

Contains 47 words in 3 sentences using 261 chars .

Sam.

Contains 51 words in 3 sentences using 285 chars .

Phil.

Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 127 chars .

Sam.

Contains 39 words in 2 sentences using 219 chars .

Phil.

Contains 29 words in 5 sentences using 163 chars .

Sam.

Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 108 chars .

Phil.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars .

Sam.

Contains 200 words in 15 sentences using 1086 chars .

Hodgson ( in a cautious whisper ).

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 107 chars .

Sam ( in the same tone ).

Contains 30 words in 4 sentences using 172 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 145 chars .

Sam ( aside ).

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars .

Phil ( aside ).

Contains 11 words in 4 sentences using 75 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 61 chars .

Phil. ( aside hurriedly ).

Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 63 chars .

Sam.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars .

Hodg. ( aside. )

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars .

Phil.

Contains 55 words in 5 sentences using 286 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 71 chars .

Sam.

Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 111 chars .

Phil.

Contains 29 words in 3 sentences using 131 chars .

Sam. ( rings the bell. Waiter comes ).

Contains 33 words in 3 sentences using 168 chars .

Phil. ( to Servant ).

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars .

( Exit Servant. ) Hodg. ( aside to Sam ).

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Sam ( in a whisper to Hodg. )

Contains 45 words in 5 sentences using 224 chars .

John ( grinning ).

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 11 chars .

( Exit John. ) Hodg. ( sipping his julep ).

Contains 89 words in 6 sentences using 480 chars .

Phil.

Contains 55 words in 4 sentences using 288 chars .

Hodg. ( covering his eyes with his hands ).

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars .

Phil.

Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 148 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 31 words in 5 sentences using 161 chars .

Sam.

Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 169 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 69 chars .

Sam ( aside to Hodg. )

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 54 chars .

Hodg. ( turning to Phil ).

Contains 24 words in 4 sentences using 130 chars .

Phil.

Contains 23 words in 6 sentences using 118 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars .

Phil.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 64 chars .

Hodg. ( piously ).

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 15 chars .

Phil ( pretending not to notice his exclamation ).

Contains 47 words in 2 sentences using 259 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 97 chars .

Phil.

Contains 41 words in 3 sentences using 213 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 109 chars .

Phil.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 39 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 46 words in 3 sentences using 242 chars .

Phil.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars .

Hodg. ( interrupting him ).

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars .

Phil.

Contains 34 words in 4 sentences using 176 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars .

Phil.

Contains 102 words in 4 sentences using 522 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 45 words in 8 sentences using 259 chars .

Phil.

Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 132 chars .

Sam ( aside ).

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars .

Hodg. ( in agitation ).

Contains 14 words in 5 sentences using 67 chars .

Phil.

Contains 48 words in 7 sentences using 227 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 40 chars .

Phil.

Contains 90 words in 7 sentences using 447 chars .

Contains 92 words in 7 sentences using 445 chars .

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars .

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars .

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars .

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars .

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars .

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars .

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars .

Contains 127 words in 7 sentences using 664 chars .

Sam ( winks to Phil ).

Contains 33 words in 4 sentences using 172 chars .

Phil.

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars .

Phil.

Contains 46 words in 3 sentences using 308 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 130 chars .

Phil.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 83 chars .

Phil.

Contains 45 words in 2 sentences using 254 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 13 words in 4 sentences using 65 chars .

Phil.

Contains 71 words in 3 sentences using 342 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars .

Phil.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars .

Phil.

Contains 80 words in 6 sentences using 389 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 56 chars .

Phil.

Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 104 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 11 chars .

Phil.

Contains 56 words in 4 sentences using 288 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 94 chars .

Phil.

Contains 73 words in 5 sentences using 391 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars .

Phil.

Contains 73 words in 6 sentences using 357 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 125 chars .

Phil.

Contains 38 words in 3 sentences using 202 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars .

Phil.

Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 137 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 50 words in 9 sentences using 278 chars .

Phil.

Contains 9 words in 4 sentences using 48 chars .

Sam.

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 48 chars .

Phil.

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 31 chars .

Phil.

Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 158 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars .

Phil. ( aside to Sam ).

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars .

Sam.

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 86 chars .

Phil.

Contains 32 words in 4 sentences using 147 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars .

Phil.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 12 chars .

Sam.

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 60 chars .

Phil.

Contains 42 words in 4 sentences using 198 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 47 words in 7 sentences using 256 chars .

Phil.

Contains 90 words in 6 sentences using 432 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 86 chars .

Phil.

Contains 30 words in 4 sentences using 147 chars .

Hodg. ( trembling ).

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars .

Phil.

Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars .

Phil.

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 45 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 94 chars .

Phil.

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 115 chars .

Sam ( stifling a laugh ).

Contains 23 words in 5 sentences using 136 chars .

Phil.

Contains 31 words in 5 sentences using 158 chars .

Sam.

Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 124 chars .

Phil.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 10 chars .

Sam.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars .

Phil.

Contains 61 words in 6 sentences using 328 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 67 chars .

Sam.

Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 118 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 80 chars .

Phil.

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 79 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 118 chars .

Phil.

Contains 27 words in 8 sentences using 130 chars .

Hodg. ( to Sam ).

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars .

Sam. ( to Hodg ).

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 57 chars .

Phil.

Contains 54 words in 3 sentences using 285 chars .

Sam.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars .

Phil.

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 105 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars .

Phil.

Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 111 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 64 chars .

Phil.

Contains 67 words in 4 sentences using 309 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars .

Sam.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 61 chars .

Phil.

Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 117 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 55 words in 4 sentences using 285 chars .

Phil.

Contains 119 words in 9 sentences using 684 chars .

Sam ( aside to Phil ).

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 83 chars .

Phil.

Contains 41 words in 4 sentences using 210 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 11 words in 6 sentences using 62 chars .

Phil.

Contains 106 words in 7 sentences using 616 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars .

Phil.

Contains 48 words in 4 sentences using 233 chars .

Hodg. ( producing a note book ).

Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 146 chars .

Sam ( aside ).

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars .

Phil.

Contains 36 words in 3 sentences using 175 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars .

Phil.

Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 114 chars .

Sam.

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 82 chars .

Phil.

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 80 chars .

( Exit Phil. ) Hodg. ( aside, writing in his note book ).

Contains 12 words in 4 sentences using 83 chars .

Sam.

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 71 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 15 words in 4 sentences using 86 chars .

( Exit Hodgson. ) Sam.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars .

SCENE III. — PARLOR IN FIZGIG'S HOUSE. ( Mr. Fizgig alone after dinner. ) Fizgig.

Contains 105 words in 9 sentences using 589 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 63 words in 7 sentences using 375 chars .

Garafelia ( entering ).

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 45 words in 3 sentences using 268 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 28 words in 7 sentences using 154 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 77 words in 7 sentences using 441 chars .

( Exit Fizgig. )

SCENE IV. — VICINITY OF SCHUYLKILL BRIDGE, NEAR SUNDOWN. ( Enter Phil and Sam from opposite quarters. ) Phil.

Contains 32 words in 6 sentences using 179 chars .

Sam.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars .

Phil.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars .

Sam.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars .

Phil.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 72 chars .

Sam.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars .

Phil.

Contains 106 words in 5 sentences using 559 chars .

Sam.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars .

Phil.

Contains 45 words in 2 sentences using 248 chars .

Sam.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars .

Phil.

Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars .

Sam.

Contains 110 words in 5 sentences using 551 chars .

Phil.

Contains 37 words in 2 sentences using 178 chars .

Sam.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars .

Phil.

Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 6 chars .

Sam.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars .

( Exeunt together. )

SCENE V. — PARLOR IN MR. FIZGIG'S HOUSE. — EVENING. ( Mr. Hodgson and Miss Fizgig conversing. ) Hodg.

Contains 43 words in 3 sentences using 243 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 14 words in 4 sentences using 77 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 55 words in 8 sentences using 319 chars .

( Enter Sam , and salutes the two. ) Garaf.

Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 84 chars .

Sam.

Contains 14 words in 4 sentences using 74 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 169 chars .

Sam.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars .

Sam.

Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars .

Sam.

Contains 50 words in 3 sentences using 274 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars .

Sam.

Contains 46 words in 4 sentences using 211 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars .

Sam.

Contains 66 words in 3 sentences using 338 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 67 chars .

Sam.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 80 chars .

Sam.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars .

Sam.

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 66 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars .

Sam.

Contains 43 words in 6 sentences using 242 chars .

( Exit Sam. ) Garaf.

Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 94 chars .

Hodg. ( alarmed ).

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 24 words in 5 sentences using 119 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 90 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 21 words in 5 sentences using 141 chars .

( Exit Hodgson. ) Garaf.

Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 151 chars .

END OF ACT SECOND.

ACT III.

SCENE I. THURSDAY. — TEN O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING. ( Pinchbeck in his room prepared for walking. ) Pinch.

Contains 76 words in 5 sentences using 402 chars .

( Exit Pinchbeck. )

SCENE II. — ABOUT TEN O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING. — PHIL'S ROOM. Sam ( alone ).

Contains 55 words in 4 sentences using 271 chars .

( Enter Phil. )

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars .

Phil.

Contains 49 words in 4 sentences using 257 chars .

Sam.

Contains 33 words in 2 sentences using 167 chars .

Phil.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars .

Sam.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 98 chars .

Phil.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars .

Sam.

Contains 59 words in 4 sentences using 330 chars .

Phil.

Contains 52 words in 3 sentences using 301 chars .

Sam.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 81 chars .

Phil.

Contains 39 words in 2 sentences using 222 chars .

Sam.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars .

Phil.

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars .

Sam.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars .

( Exeunt together. )

SCENE III. ( Huskisson Hodgson alone in his room. ) Hodg.

Contains 103 words in 7 sentences using 503 chars .

( Enter Pinchbeck. )

Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 81 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 25 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 22 words in 6 sentences using 129 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 40 words in 5 sentences using 211 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 143 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 35 words in 2 sentences using 178 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 41 words in 4 sentences using 199 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 27 words in 5 sentences using 131 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 21 words in 4 sentences using 95 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars .

( Exit Pinchbeck. ) Hodg.

Contains 22 words in 4 sentences using 135 chars .

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 80 chars .

Servant.

Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 61 chars .

( Exit Servant. ) Hodg.

Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 93 chars .

Phil ( opening the door ).

Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 14 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 21 words in 4 sentences using 92 chars .

Phil ( overhearing him — aside ).

Contains 24 words in 4 sentences using 135 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 32 words in 5 sentences using 169 chars .

Phil.

Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 109 chars .

Phil.

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 68 chars .

( Hands Hodgson a note. ) Hodg. ( aside, pretending to read it ).

Contains 80 words in 6 sentences using 432 chars .

Phil.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 72 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 144 chars .

Phil.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 52 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 138 chars .

Phil ( aside ).

Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 148 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars .

Phil.

Contains 80 words in 4 sentences using 388 chars .

Hodg.

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 58 chars .

Phil.

Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 113 chars .

Hodg ( aside ).

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 80 chars .

Phil.

Contains 37 words in 5 sentences using 189 chars .

Hodg. ( aside ).

Contains 31 words in 4 sentences using 157 chars .

Phil.

Contains 26 words in 6 sentences using 124 chars .

( Exit Phil. ) Hodg.

Contains 141 words in 8 sentences using 787 chars .

SCENE IV. — PARLOR IN FIZGIG'S HOUSE. — NOON. Garaf.

Contains 89 words in 6 sentences using 464 chars .

( Enter Emily Slapdash. ) Emily ( eagerly ).

Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars .

Emily.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 30 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 85 chars .

Emily.

Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 105 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars .

Emily.

Contains 44 words in 2 sentences using 255 chars .

Garaf. ( sighing ).

Contains 50 words in 6 sentences using 234 chars .

( Enter Mrs. Fizgig. ) Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 91 chars .

Emily.

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 57 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 33 chars .

Emily.

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 113 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 20 words in 5 sentences using 124 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 95 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 32 words in 4 sentences using 178 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 56 chars .

( Exit Mrs. Fizgig hurriedly. ) Garaf.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars .

Emily.

Contains 44 words in 4 sentences using 253 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars .

Emily.

Contains 76 words in 7 sentences using 437 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 122 chars .

Emily.

Contains 42 words in 4 sentences using 220 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars .

Emily.

Contains 59 words in 8 sentences using 292 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 36 words in 6 sentences using 188 chars .

Emily.

Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 168 chars .

( Exeunt. )

SCENE V. — FIZGIG WRITING IN HIS ROOM. ( Discovered Printer's Boy waiting. ) Fizgig.

Contains 107 words in 9 sentences using 557 chars .

( Enter Mrs. Fizgig , in disorder. ) Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 10 words in 4 sentences using 54 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 100 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 157 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 52 words in 8 sentences using 268 chars .

( Exit Fizgig in a hurry, and Mrs. Fizgig after him. )

SCENE VI. — GARAFELIA'S ROOM. ( Discovered Garafelia and Emily conversing. ) Garafelia.

Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 103 chars .

Emily.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 70 chars .

Contains 41 words in 2 sentences using 244 chars .

Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 232 chars .

Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 229 chars .

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 50 chars .

Emily.

Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 108 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 77 words in 8 sentences using 418 chars .

Emily.

Contains 53 words in 3 sentences using 269 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 37 words in 1 sentence using 230 chars .

Contains 42 words in 1 sentence using 239 chars .

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars .

Emily.

Contains 35 words in 5 sentences using 188 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 35 words in 2 sentences using 191 chars .

Emily.

Contains 55 words in 5 sentences using 281 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 153 words in 7 sentences using 852 chars .

Emily.

Contains 84 words in 4 sentences using 461 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 150 chars .

Emily.

Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 120 chars .

( Emily puts on her bonnet and shawl, and exit. ) Garaf. ( looking after her ).

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

SCENE VII. — PHIL ALONE IN HIS ROOM. Phil ( taking out his watch ).

Contains 292 words in 13 sentences using 1544 chars .

( Exit Phil. )

END OF ACT THIRD.

ACT IV.

SCENE I. — FRIDAY. — MORNING. — PARLOR IN SAM'S HOUSE. — SAM WRITING. ( Enter Phil. ) Sam.

Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 97 chars .

Phil.

Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 131 chars .

Sam.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars .

Phil.

Contains 105 words in 3 sentences using 612 chars .

Sam.

Contains 44 words in 3 sentences using 216 chars .

Phil.

Contains 61 words in 3 sentences using 298 chars .

Sam.

Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 141 chars .

Phil.

Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 104 chars .

Sam.

Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 55 chars .

Phil.

Contains 113 words in 7 sentences using 576 chars .

Sam.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars .

Phil.

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 74 chars .

Sam.

Contains 50 words in 3 sentences using 253 chars .

Phil.

Contains 49 words in 4 sentences using 259 chars .

Sam.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars .

Phil.

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 79 chars .

Sam.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars .

Phil.

Contains 62 words in 2 sentences using 355 chars .

Sam.

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars .

Phil.

Contains 146 words in 6 sentences using 858 chars .

Sam.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars .

Phil.

Contains 62 words in 6 sentences using 301 chars .

Sam.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars .

Phil.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

( Exit Phil. )

SCENE II. — PARLOR IN FIZGIG'S HOUSE. — GARAFELIA ALONE. ( Enter Emily. ) Emily.

Contains 12 words in 4 sentences using 76 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 118 chars .

Emily.

Contains 52 words in 5 sentences using 286 chars .

Garaf. ( With a resigned air. )

Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 201 chars .

Emily.

Contains 112 words in 9 sentences using 544 chars .

( Exit Emily Slapdash. ) ( Enter Mr. and Mrs. Fizgig. ) Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 108 chars .

Garaf. ( sulkily. )

Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 5 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 76 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 201 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 158 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 85 words in 5 sentences using 481 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 15 chars .

Fiz. ( in a passion. )

Contains 34 words in 6 sentences using 201 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 74 chars .

Mrs. Fiz. ( aside to Fiz. )

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 92 chars .

Mrs. Fiz. ( aside. )

Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 44 words in 4 sentences using 212 chars .

( Hurries Fizgig off, who continues to exclaim )

Contains 7 words in 6 sentences using 65 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars .

SCENE III. — PARLOR IN SAM'S HOUSE. — SAM TYING UP A PARCEL. ( Enter Phil. ) Phil.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars .

Sam.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars .

Phil.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars .

Sam.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars .

Phil.

Contains 36 words in 4 sentences using 214 chars .

Sam.

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 39 chars .

Phil.

Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 114 chars .

Sam.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 9 chars .

Phil.

Contains 34 words in 3 sentences using 166 chars .

Sam.

Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 109 chars .

Phil.

Contains 36 words in 4 sentences using 219 chars .

( Sighs. ) Sam.

Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 93 chars .

Phil.

Contains 73 words in 5 sentences using 362 chars .

Sam.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars .

Phil.

Contains 53 words in 6 sentences using 335 chars .

Sam.

Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 92 chars .

Phil.

Contains 71 words in 7 sentences using 386 chars .

Sam.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars .

Phil.

Contains 58 words in 5 sentences using 333 chars .

Sam.

Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 104 chars .

Phil.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars .

Sam.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars .

Phil.

Contains 45 words in 5 sentences using 227 chars .

Sam ( aside )

Contains 20 words in 5 sentences using 96 chars .

( Exeunt together. )

SCENE IV. — PINCHBECK IN HIS STUDY, WRITING. Pinch.

Contains 50 words in 6 sentences using 308 chars .

( Enter Servant. ) Servant.

Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 73 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 27 words in 6 sentences using 141 chars .

Sam.

Contains 27 words in 5 sentences using 150 chars .

Phil. ( Aside. )

Contains 38 words in 4 sentences using 190 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 29 words in 4 sentences using 180 chars .

( Pinch. goes to the table and writes. ) Sam.

Contains 38 words in 4 sentences using 204 chars .

Phil. ( aside to Sam. )

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars .

Sam. ( aside to Phil. )

Contains 48 words in 4 sentences using 251 chars .

Pinch. ( coming forward. )

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars .

Sam.

Contains 19 words in 5 sentences using 102 chars .

( Exit Sam. ) Phil.

Contains 42 words in 3 sentences using 240 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars .

Phil.

Contains 22 words in 5 sentences using 105 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars .

Phil.

Contains 34 words in 6 sentences using 194 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars .

Phil.

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 104 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars .

Phil.

Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 169 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 94 chars .

Phil. ( aside. )

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 58 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 94 words in 8 sentences using 516 chars .

Phil.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 45 words in 2 sentences using 245 chars .

Phil.

Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 152 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 153 chars .

Phil ( aside. )

Contains 10 words in 4 sentences using 68 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 125 chars .

Phil.

Contains 15 words in 5 sentences using 92 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 165 chars .

Phil ( aside. )

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 34 words in 5 sentences using 211 chars .

Phil ( aside. )

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 37 words in 4 sentences using 205 chars .

Phil ( aside. )

Contains 110 words in 6 sentences using 588 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars .

Phil.

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 128 chars .

Phil.

Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 63 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 93 words in 6 sentences using 470 chars .

Phil.

Contains 78 words in 6 sentences using 440 chars .

( Exit Phil from stage. ) Pinch.

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 111 chars .

( Exit Pinchbeck. )

SCENE V. — PARLOR IN MR. FIZGIG'S HOUSE. — ( Sam alone. ) Sam.

Contains 66 words in 6 sentences using 328 chars .

( Enter Garafelia. ) Garaf.

Contains 19 words in 5 sentences using 110 chars .

Sam.

Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 106 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 17 words in 5 sentences using 79 chars .

Sam.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 131 chars .

Sam ( aside. )

Contains 33 words in 3 sentences using 164 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 95 chars .

Sam ( aside. )

Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 143 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars .

Sam.

Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 26 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 23 words in 5 sentences using 121 chars .

Phil ( aside. )

Contains 34 words in 4 sentences using 185 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars .

Phil.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars .

Sam ( aside. )

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars .

Phil.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 38 chars .

Phil.

Contains 48 words in 3 sentences using 238 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 38 words in 6 sentences using 195 chars .

Sam ( aside. )

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 131 chars .

Phil ( aside to Sam. )

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars .

Sam ( aside. )

Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 25 chars .

Phil. ( aside. )

Contains 37 words in 5 sentences using 181 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 49 chars .

( Exeunt Phil and Sam and curtain drops. )

END OF ACT FOURTH.

ACT V.

SCENE I. — SATURDAY. — PARLOR IN FIZGIG'S HOUSE. ( Garafelia in a pensive attitude. ) Garaf.

Contains 22 words in 5 sentences using 109 chars .

( Enter Pinchbeck. ) Pinch.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 17 words in 5 sentences using 95 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 48 words in 5 sentences using 258 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 25 words in 4 sentences using 140 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 42 words in 4 sentences using 204 chars .

Garaf. ( aside. )

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 90 words in 2 sentences using 497 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 25 words in 5 sentences using 132 chars .

Pinch. ( aside. )

Contains 104 words in 5 sentences using 596 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 57 words in 3 sentences using 337 chars .

Garaf. ( eagerly. )

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 78 chars .

( Rushes into his arms. )

SCENE II. — PARLOR IN SAM'S HOUSE. ( Sam comes to the window, and sees a man posting up a bill. Phil at the door, ringing. ) Sam ( stretching himself. )

Contains 47 words in 7 sentences using 230 chars .

Contains 99 words in 8 sentences using 555 chars .

Contains 195 words in 16 sentences using 1104 chars .

Phil ( opening the door. )

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars .

Sam ( not heeding him. )

Contains 59 words in 4 sentences using 339 chars .

Phil.

Contains 12 words in 4 sentences using 61 chars .

Sam.

Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 147 chars .

Phil.

Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 79 chars .

Sam.

Contains 89 words in 5 sentences using 496 chars .

Phil.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 29 chars .

Sam.

Contains 52 words in 5 sentences using 290 chars .

Phil.

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars .

Sam.

Contains 48 words in 4 sentences using 277 chars .

Phil.

Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 141 chars .

( Several voices heard: "Look at the mad gentleman, see him now!") Sam.

Contains 43 words in 5 sentences using 227 chars .

Phil

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars .

Sam.

Contains 89 words in 8 sentences using 504 chars .

Phil.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars .

Sam.

Contains 38 words in 4 sentences using 201 chars .

Phil.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars .

Sam.

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 57 chars .

Phil.

Contains 95 words in 8 sentences using 509 chars .

Sam.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars .

( Exeunt Phil and Sam. )

SCENE III. — PARLOR IN FIZGIG'S HOUSE. ( Discovered Emily and Garafelia. ) Garaf.

Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 118 chars .

Emily.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 12 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars .

Emily.

Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 103 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 68 words in 6 sentences using 355 chars .

Emily.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 103 words in 5 sentences using 552 chars .

Emily.

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 73 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars .

( Enter Sam and Phil. )

Contains 37 words in 8 sentences using 187 chars .

Emily.

Contains 12 words in 4 sentences using 64 chars .

Phil.

Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 108 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 75 chars .

Emily.

Contains 49 words in 6 sentences using 276 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars .

Phil.

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars .

Sam. ( aside. )

Contains 99 words in 8 sentences using 514 chars .

Emily.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars .

Garaf. ( aside. )

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 65 chars .

Sam.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars .

Sam.

Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 96 chars .

( Exeunt Sam and Phil. ) Garaf.

Contains 29 words in 6 sentences using 163 chars .

( Exeunt Emily and Garafelia. )

SCENE IV. — PINCHBECK IN HIS ROOM, TRYING ON A NEW COAT. Pinch.

Contains 65 words in 8 sentences using 372 chars .

Contains 53 words in 6 sentences using 261 chars .

Contains 90 words in 8 sentences using 490 chars .

Contains 40 words in 6 sentences using 226 chars .

( Exit Pinchbeck. )

SCENE V. — PARLOR IN SAM'S HOUSE. ( Sam alone, with a newspaper in his hand. ) Sam.

Contains 43 words in 4 sentences using 223 chars .

( Enter Phil. ) Phil.

Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 106 chars .

Sam.

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars .

Phil.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 32 chars .

Sam.

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 132 chars .

Phil.

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 123 chars .

Sam.

Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 90 chars .

Phil.

Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 235 chars .

Sam.

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 45 chars .

Phil.

Contains 218 words in 8 sentences using 1242 chars .

Contains 38 words in 3 sentences using 209 chars .

Sam.

Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 17 chars .

( Exeunt together. )

SCENE VI. — DRAWING-ROOM IN FIZGIG'S HOUSE. ( Mr. and Mrs. Fizgig waiting dinner. ) Fiz.

Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 195 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 36 words in 4 sentences using 193 chars .

Fiz. ( whistles softly. )

Contains 34 words in 5 sentences using 180 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 34 words in 4 sentences using 194 chars .

( Enter Pinchbeck and Garafelia , and throw themselves at the feet of Fizgig. ) Pinch and Garaf.

Contains 4 words in 4 sentences using 29 chars .

Fiz. ( aside. )

Contains 14 words in 4 sentences using 80 chars .

Pinch and Garaf.

Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 33 chars .

Mrs. Fiz. ( aside. )

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 67 chars .

Pinch and Garaf.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 74 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 93 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 118 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 23 words in 5 sentences using 144 chars .

Pinch. ( aside. )

Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 84 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 35 words in 2 sentences using 183 chars .

Fiz. ( working himself up into a rage. )

Contains 68 words in 11 sentences using 332 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 83 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 35 words in 5 sentences using 186 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars .

Mrs. Fiz. ( to Garaf. )

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 95 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 14 words in 4 sentences using 79 chars .

Garaf. ( aside to Pinch. )

Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 117 chars .

Pinch. ( aside to Garaf. )

Contains 13 words in 5 sentences using 73 chars .

Garaf. ( aloud. )

Contains 85 words in 9 sentences using 482 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 13 words in 4 sentences using 78 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 113 chars .

Pinch. ( aside. )

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 78 chars .

Pinch. ( aside. )

Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 23 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 199 chars .

( Enter Servant with a newspaper for Fizgig. )

Contains 26 words in 7 sentences using 142 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 11 chars .

Mrs. and Miss Fiz.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 11 chars .

Fiz. ( reads. )

Contains 42 words in 5 sentences using 260 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars .

Mrs. and Miss Fiz.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 10 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 10 chars .

Mrs. and Miss Fiz.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 10 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 12 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 12 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 88 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 114 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars .

Pinch. ( aside. )

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 79 chars .

Pinch. ( aside. )

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 33 chars .

Garaf. ( aside. )

Contains 29 words in 4 sentences using 166 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars .

Garaf. ( aside. )

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 102 chars .

Garaf. ( aside. )

Contains 29 words in 3 sentences using 148 chars .

Pinch. ( aside. )

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 64 words in 6 sentences using 383 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 87 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 68 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars .

Mrs. Fiz.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars .

Fiz.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars .

Pinch.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars .

Garaf.

Contains 26 words in 2 sentences using 130 chars .

( Pinch. turns disdainfully away, and the curtain drops. )

END OF MADMEN ALL; OR, THE CURE OF LOVE.