Major Jones' Courtship (1850)

DRAMATIS PERSONÆ. Major Joseph Jones — A Georgia Rustic, in love with Mary Stallings. Crotchett,aliasWiggins — A pretended exquisite, a runaway barber from N. York. Dr. Peter Jones — A country fop, and companion of Crotchett. Bob Moreland — A young Planter. Bill Simpson — A Pineville Constable. Ned — A sprightly negro house servant. Brutus — An old negro servant. Mary Stallings — A young country belle, just from the Macon Female College. CarolineandKesiah — Sisters of Mary Stallings. Mrs. Stallings — A plain old country lady. Dinah — An old negro servant. Villagers, male and female.

Scene — A Georgia Plantation.

ACT I.

Scene I. — A Wood. Enter Major Jones , with a bridle on his arm. Major Jones.

Contains 362 words in 24 sentences using 1711 chars .

Enter Dr. Peter Jones and Mr. Crotchett. Dr. Peter.

Contains 32 words in 6 sentences using 184 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 105 chars .

Major.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 27 words in 6 sentences using 172 chars .

Major.

Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 20 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 108 chars .

Crotchett. — (Eyeing the Major with his glass.)

Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 23 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 65 chars .

Major. — (Aside,)

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 53 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 109 chars .

Major.

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 100 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 53 chars .

Major. — (With surprise.)

Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 7 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars .

Major.

Contains 11 words in 5 sentences using 60 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 11 words in 7 sentences using 58 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 24 words in 6 sentences using 122 chars .

Major.

Contains 12 words in 6 sentences using 54 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars .

Major.

Contains 24 words in 4 sentences using 121 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 52 words in 5 sentences using 286 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 25 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 104 chars .

Major.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 51 words in 9 sentences using 254 chars .

Exit Doctor Jones and Crotchett. Major. — (Forcing a laugh.)

Contains 357 words in 24 sentences using 1671 chars .

Exit Major.

Scene II — A plain parlor, with chairs, table, &c. Mary Stallings discovered sewing. Mary Stallings.

Contains 286 words in 16 sentences using 1350 chars .

Enter Mrs. Stallings. Mrs. Stallings.

Contains 76 words in 6 sentences using 389 chars .

Mary.

Contains 31 words in 3 sentences using 169 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 51 chars .

(caressing her.) Mary. — (laying her hand upon her heart.)

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 15 words in 4 sentences using 74 chars .

Mary.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 14 chars .

Mary.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 8 words in 4 sentences using 40 chars .

Mary. — (Aside)

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars .

Mary.

Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 106 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars .

Mary.

Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 84 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 59 words in 7 sentences using 281 chars .

Enter Caroline and Kesiah Caroline.

Contains 25 words in 4 sentences using 122 chars .

Mary. — (Aside.)

Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 28 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 48 words in 4 sentences using 249 chars .

Mary.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars .

Kesiah.

Contains 29 words in 4 sentences using 152 chars .

Mary. — (Aside.)

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 47 words in 7 sentences using 247 chars .

(Mrs. S. and the girls busy themselves in putting the room in order.) Mary.

Contains 120 words in 7 sentences using 619 chars .

Enter Dr. Jones and Mr. Crotchett. Dr. J.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars .

( Bows very low to each of the young ladies, but takes no notice of Mrs. S., who observes him as she sits with her knitting. ) Mrs. S. — (Aside.)

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars .

Mary.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars .

(Crotchett takes a chair near Mary, while the Doctor converses with the girls.) Crotchett.

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars .

Mary.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 42 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 11 words in 4 sentences using 67 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 38 words in 5 sentences using 186 chars .

Mary.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 36 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 95 chars .

Mary.

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 77 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 177 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 97 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 36 words in 2 sentences using 187 chars .

Mary.

Contains 38 words in 5 sentences using 213 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 69 words in 4 sentences using 387 chars .

Mary.

Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 71 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 31 words in 2 sentences using 158 chars .

Mary.

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 79 chars .

(A knock at the door.) Caroline. — ( Going to the door. )

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 10 chars .

Enter Major Jones. Major.

Contains 9 words in 4 sentences using 55 chars .

All except Mary and Crotchett.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

( As the Major shakes hands with Mrs. S., she drops her ball of yarn; the Major picks it up and gives it to her. ) Mrs. S.

Contains 18 words in 5 sentences using 104 chars .

Major.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars .

(Observes Mary and Crotchett who are engaged in close conversation.) Mrs. S.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars .

Major.

Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 136 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 102 chars .

Mary.

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars .

(with dignity) (Crotchet bows stiffly to the Major.) Major.

Contains 35 words in 6 sentences using 175 chars .

Voice Off.

Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 27 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars .

Exit Mrs. Stallings. Dr. J.

Contains 35 words in 4 sentences using 173 chars .

Major.

Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 73 chars .

Caroline.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars .

Major.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars .

Mary.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars .

Major.

Contains 42 words in 6 sentences using 199 chars .

Crotchett. — (Leading Mary down to the company)

Contains 29 words in 4 sentences using 187 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 15 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars .

Major. — (Manifesting great uneasiness.)

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 117 chars .

Major.

Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 64 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 87 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 111 chars .

Major — ( Aside. )

Contains 24 words in 4 sentences using 107 chars .

All ( laughing. )

Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars .

( Crotchett hesitates and looks at the Major's head through his glass. ) The Girls.

Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 31 chars .

Major.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 79 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars .

Major.

Contains 37 words in 3 sentences using 187 chars .

Mary. — ( to Caroline )

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars .

Caroline.

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 64 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 85 chars .

The Girls.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 44 chars .

Mary.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars .

Major.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars .

Mary.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 130 chars .

Mary.

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 63 chars .

Major. — ( Aside )

Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 133 chars .

Caroline.

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 52 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars .

Major.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 50 words in 4 sentences using 269 chars .

( Turns to Mary, who, with the remainder of the company, is looking on and laughing. ) Major. — ( Settling himself in his seat. )

Contains 31 words in 4 sentences using 156 chars .

Crotchett and the Major sit with their eyes fixed on each other, while the company laugh and whisper to each other, Crotchett occasionally manipulating the Major, and making the usual passes about his face. The Major begins to make hideous faces and glare his eyes at Crotchett. Crotchett.

Contains 43 words in 5 sentences using 264 chars .

The Major looks fiercely in Crotchett's face, and grasps his hands with such force as to cause him to cry out. Crotchett endeavors to release himself. They both rise from their seats, and pass round the stage. Crotchett.

Contains 13 words in 7 sentences using 63 chars .

( The women in great alarm fly from the room. Crotchett and the Doctor rush from the stage, pursued by the Major, who utters most terrific groans. )

Scene III. — A Wood. Enter Crotchett and Dr. Jones in haste. Crotchett.

Contains 35 words in 5 sentences using 176 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 32 words in 4 sentences using 186 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 167 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 56 words in 3 sentences using 302 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 21 words in 5 sentences using 93 chars .

Enter Major Jones, looking wildly as before. Crotchett.

Contains 8 words in 4 sentences using 35 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 7 words in 4 sentences using 43 chars .

Exit Crotchett and Dr. J. Major. — (Laughing.)

Contains 288 words in 16 sentences using 1392 chars .

Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 44 chars .

Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars .

Exit.

Scene IV. — Mrs. Stallings' Parlor. The women discovered. — A lightwood knot blazing on the hearth. Mrs. S.

Contains 61 words in 4 sentences using 326 chars .

Mary.

Contains 50 words in 5 sentences using 239 chars .

Caroline.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars .

Mary.

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 103 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 90 chars .

Mary. — (Aside.)

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 73 chars .

Enter Major. The women are startled. Major.

Contains 21 words in 4 sentences using 106 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars .

Major. — (With a side glance at Mary.)

Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 191 chars .

Caroline.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars .

Major.

Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 104 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars .

Exit Mrs. S. Mary takes a seat near the fire-place. The Major regards her timidly. Caroline, (to Kesiah.)

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 95 chars .

Exit Caroline and Kesiah. The Major looks embarrassed — draws a chair to the opposite side of the fire-place. — Mary affects to be engaged with her work-basket — occasionally steals a glance at the Major, who evinces his embarrassment by wiping the perspiration from his face — shifting his position — tyeing his handkerchief into knots round his legs — clearing his throat, &c., &c. — After a considerable pause, the Major speaks — Major.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 14 chars .

Mary.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars .

Major.

Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 77 chars .

Mary.

Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 9 chars .

Major. — ( Aside. )

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 61 chars .

Mary.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars .

Major.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars .

Mary.

Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 83 chars .

Major.

Contains 49 words in 5 sentences using 250 chars .

Mary.

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 59 chars .

Major.

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 90 chars .

Mary.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars .

Major. — (Aside.)

Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 73 chars .

Mary.

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 73 chars .

Major. — ( Aside )

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars .

Mary.

Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 129 chars .

Major.

Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 90 chars .

Mary.

Contains 3 words in 3 sentences using 28 chars .

Major.

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 49 chars .

Mary.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars .

Major.

Contains 70 words in 9 sentences using 333 chars .

Mary.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars .

The Major hitches up his chair and spits in the fire. Major.

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 43 chars .

(Looks imploringly at her.) Mary.

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 83 chars .

Major. — ( Spitting in the fire. )

Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 93 chars .

Mary.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Major.

Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 130 chars .

Mary.

Contains 9 words in 4 sentences using 54 chars .

Major.

Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 144 chars .

( Spits. ) Mary.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars .

Major. — (Spits.)

Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars .

— (Spits on the fire and puts it out suddenly.) Mary.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 13 chars .

(leaves the room unperceived by the Major.) Major.

Contains 366 words in 35 sentences using 1739 chars .

( Passes out through the door in the flat — a crash is heard. ) Caroline, (from the bed-room.)

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 39 chars .

Barking of dogs heard without. Major (without.)

Contains 8 words in 4 sentences using 45 chars .

ACT II.

Scene I. — A Wood. Enter Major Jones in a brown working shirt. Major.

Contains 340 words in 17 sentences using 1614 chars .

(as the Major goes off,) Enter negro Servant with a letter. Ned.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars .

( Exit Ned. ) Major.

Contains 569 words in 39 sentences using 2893 chars .

Exit Major Jones.

Scene II. — Another part of the Wood. Enter Crotchett. Crotchett.

Contains 235 words in 12 sentences using 1150 chars .

Enter Dr. Jones. Dr. J.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 85 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 23 words in 5 sentences using 125 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 30 words in 4 sentences using 152 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 24 words in 4 sentences using 114 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 103 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 3 words in 3 sentences using 22 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 122 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 35 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 25 words in 4 sentences using 134 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 23 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 35 words in 5 sentences using 201 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 169 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 38 words in 3 sentences using 220 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 30 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 51 words in 6 sentences using 284 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 36 words in 2 sentences using 164 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 60 words in 7 sentences using 303 chars .

Exit Crotchett. Dr. J.

Contains 220 words in 11 sentences using 1091 chars .

Exit Dr. Jones.

Scene III. — The Parlor. Mary, Caroline, and Kesiah, with other young ladies discovered on the stage, dressed for an evening party. Enter Mrs. Stallings. Mrs. S.

Contains 96 words in 7 sentences using 497 chars .

Mary.

Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 112 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 69 words in 5 sentences using 353 chars .

Mary.

Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 124 chars .

The girls caress the old lady, who dries her tears and embraces them tenderly. Caroline.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 45 words in 6 sentences using 220 chars .

All.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 13 chars .

Mary.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Mary. ( beseechingly )

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 30 chars .

All the young ladies.

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 51 chars .

Mrs. S. hesitates as they all gather round her. Caroline.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars .

Mary.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars .

All.

Contains 5 words in 4 sentences using 31 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 35 words in 4 sentences using 196 chars .

Voice Off.

Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 27 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars .

Exit Mrs. S. Enter Mr. Crotchett and Dr. Jones. Crotchett and Dr. J.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Mary.

Contains 15 words in 4 sentences using 85 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars .

Mary.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars .

(Crotchett and the Dr. retire up and bow to the company as they are introduced.) Enter Major Jones. Major. (Aside.)

Contains 32 words in 4 sentences using 166 chars .

(Shakes hands with each of the girls.) The Ladies.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 101 chars .

Major.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 102 chars .

Enter Bob Moreland with two or three gentlemen who pass up and mingle with the company. Dr. J.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars .

All.

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 55 chars .

Crotchett. (Approaching Mary.)

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars .

(Mary bows assent — Crotchett leads her to the floor.) Major. (Aside.)

Contains 37 words in 5 sentences using 183 chars .

Caroline.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

(Dr. Jones leads Miss Kesiah to the floor, Crotchett talks aside with Mary while the other characters take their places. Country dance. After the dance Crotchett engages Mary in conversation.) Dr. J.

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 46 chars .

Caroline.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars .

Kesiah.

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 60 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 80 chars .

The company talk together, while Crotchett and Mary come to the front. Crotchett.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars .

Mary.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 43 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars .

Mary.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 143 chars .

(They retire up and join the company.) Enter servant with cakes and coffee. Mary.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 112 chars .

Major. ( Aside. )

Contains 36 words in 4 sentences using 185 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars .

As negro Ned passes with coffee, the Major beckons him aside. Major.

Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 8 chars .

Ned.

Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 8 chars .

Major.

Contains 33 words in 2 sentences using 158 chars .

Ned.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Major.

Contains 12 words in 4 sentences using 61 chars .

Ned.

Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 92 chars .

Major. (Aside.)

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars .

All.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 34 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars .

Mary.

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 62 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 21 words in 4 sentences using 98 chars .

All. ( Laughing. )

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars .

Major.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 15 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 54 chars .

Mary.

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 83 chars .

All.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 15 words in 4 sentences using 77 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 52 words in 7 sentences using 265 chars .

All.

Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 32 chars .

Mary. (glancing at the Major.)

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 44 chars .

Major. (Aside.)

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 74 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 22 words in 4 sentences using 121 chars .

Major.

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 45 chars .

( All laugh. ) Dr. J.

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars .

Mary.

Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 106 chars .

(All laugh.) Major.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars .

Caroline.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars .

( All laugh. ) Major.

Contains 8 words in 4 sentences using 36 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 96 words in 9 sentences using 457 chars .

Major.

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 58 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 81 chars .

Caroline goes off and returns with a large book. Caroline.

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 53 chars .

Dr. J. — (Tieing a handkerchief over his eyes.)

Contains 15 words in 5 sentences using 82 chars .

Major.

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 44 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars .

(All laugh.) Major.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 124 chars .

The Major sits down in one of the chairs. The Doctor slips the bandage from his eyes, and turns his chair facing the Major's back. The company pass round them, laughing. The Doctor hits the Major a blow on the head with the book. Major. (Starting.)

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars .

Major.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars .

All.

Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 24 chars .

The company pass round the chairs as before. The Doctor strikes his knee. Dr. J.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Major.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars .

All.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 36 chars .

They pass round as before, the Maj. flinching in expectation of a blow. The Dr. hits him harder than before. Major.

Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 30 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars .

Major.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 16 chars .

All.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 31 chars .

Major.

Contains 38 words in 4 sentences using 165 chars .

The company pass round again as before, except Mary, who stands aside, evidently displeased. The Major dodges as before. The Doctor hits him a blow that nearly knocks him out of his seat. Mary. (Aside.)

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars .

Major. — (Recovering himself.)

Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 68 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars .

Major.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars .

Mary. (Aside.)

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

All.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 31 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars .

Mary. (Aside.)

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 46 chars .

All.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars .

The company pass up the stage, discussing what the play shall be. Caroline.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars .

Kesiah.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars .

Bob Moreland.

Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 79 chars .

Major. (approaching Mary.)

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 86 chars .

Mary.

Contains 43 words in 4 sentences using 240 chars .

Major.

Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars .

Mary.

Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 86 chars .

Major.

Contains 33 words in 4 sentences using 155 chars .

Mary.

Contains 50 words in 5 sentences using 236 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars .

Mary.

Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 107 chars .

(Talks aside with Dr. J.) Major.

Contains 54 words in 5 sentences using 259 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 31 words in 5 sentences using 160 chars .

Three chairs are placed in a row, the seats facing the audience, over which a sheet or table cover is thrown. Dr. J.

Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 137 chars .

All retire except the King, Queen, and Bob Moreland, the usher. The King and Queen are seated on the two outside chairs. Mary motions to the Major to turn the middle one round. They adjust the sheet as before. Major.

Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 57 chars .

Mary.

Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 100 chars .

Major.

Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 13 chars .

( Assuming an air of mock gravity. ) Bob Moreland.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars .

Mary.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars .

Enter Dr Jones. Bob Moreland.

Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 34 chars .

Dr. J. enters with an air of extreme dignity, struts before the throne, bows to the King and kneels to the Queen, and then attempts to seat himself in the middle chair just as the King and Queen rise from their seats, when he is precipitated on the floor. The door being open, the whole company rush in, laughing, while the Doctor remains seated on the floor, overwhelmed with mortification. Major.

Contains 16 words in 5 sentences using 79 chars .

Dr. J. (Rising.)

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars .

Major.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 58 chars .

Mary.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars .

Major.

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars .

Enter old Mrs. Stallings. Mrs. S.

Contains 49 words in 4 sentences using 241 chars .

Major.

Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 66 chars .

( Dr. Jones talks aside, with Mary while the girls are preparing to go. ) Mrs. S.

Contains 58 words in 4 sentences using 298 chars .

Major. (Aside)

Contains 36 words in 4 sentences using 165 chars .

( Retires up to the company. ) (Dr Jones and Mary come forward.) Dr. J.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars .

Mary.

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 85 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 41 chars .

Mary.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 32 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 45 chars .

Exit Dr. J. The company depart. The Major is talking with Caroline. Mrs. S. adjusts the ladies shawls as they go out of the door. The Major lingers, with his hat in his hand. Mary. (Aside.)

Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 84 chars .

Major.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars .

( Much embarrassed. ) Mary.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars .

Major.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars .

Mary.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Major.

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 103 chars .

Mary. (Taking a doll-baby from the mantle-piece.)

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 71 chars .

Major.

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 74 chars .

( Aside. ) ( Mrs. S. and Kesiah are adjusting the furniture. ) Caroline.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars .

Mary.

Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 8 chars .

Major.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 121 chars .

Caroline and Kesiah.

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 56 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 57 words in 9 sentences using 300 chars .

Exit Mrs. S. and Kesiah. Mary.

Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 91 chars .

Major.

Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 99 chars .

Mary.

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 46 chars .

Major.

Contains 31 words in 2 sentences using 144 chars .

Mary.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 28 chars .

Major.

Contains 50 words in 2 sentences using 235 chars .

Caroline. (Aside.)

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars .

Mary.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars .

Major.

Contains 33 words in 2 sentences using 142 chars .

Mary.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars .

Major.

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 48 chars .

Caroline.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars .

Major.

Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 55 chars .

Mary.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars .

Major.

Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 106 chars .

Mary.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars .

Major.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 49 chars .

Mary and Caroline.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 15 chars .

Exit Major. Caroline.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars .

Exit.

Scene IV. — A Wood. Stage Dark. — Enter Mr. Crotchett. Crotchett.

Contains 58 words in 6 sentences using 266 chars .

( Retires at the side. ) Enter Dr. Jones in female attire. Dr. J.

Contains 105 words in 10 sentences using 540 chars .

( Retires. ) Crotchett. (Re-entering.)

Contains 8 words in 4 sentences using 42 chars .

Dr. J. ( Re-entering. )

Contains 38 words in 7 sentences using 192 chars .

( They discover each other and approach ) Crotchett.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 14 chars .

( They rush into each others arms. ) Crotchett.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars .

(Releasing himself.) Dr. J.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 8 words in 4 sentences using 44 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 92 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 42 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 47 words in 7 sentences using 252 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 151 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 12 chars .

Exit.

Scene V. — Interior of Mrs. Stallings' house. A large bag is suspended from a beam of the shed porch, near the door opening from the flat. Major, ( thrusting his head from the bag. )

Contains 135 words in 9 sentences using 640 chars .

( Draws in his head. ) Enter Mr. Crotchett and Dr. Jones. Crotchett.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars .

Exit Crotchett and Dr. J. Major.

Contains 45 words in 6 sentences using 215 chars .

( Puts in his head. ) Enter Bill Simpson, with a large cane. Simpson.

Contains 60 words in 6 sentences using 282 chars .

Retires. Major.

Contains 39 words in 7 sentences using 177 chars .

( Draws in his head. ) Enter negro servants with brooms to sweep the porch. Dinah.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 36 chars .

Brutus.

Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 42 chars .

( They approach the bag. ) Dinah.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars .

Brutus.

Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 62 chars .

(The Major imitates the growl of a bear.) The Negroes.

Contains 6 words in 4 sentences using 30 chars .

( They rush from the stage. ) Enter the women from the house. Mrs. S.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Caroline.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 33 chars .

Kesiah.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 29 chars .

Mary.

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 41 chars .

Caroline, ( putting her hand on the bag. )

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 45 chars .

Mary. (Aside.)

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 42 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars .

Kesiah.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars .

(Pierces the bag with a pin. The Major bleats.) Mrs. S.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars .

Mary.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 21 words in 4 sentences using 102 chars .

(Enter Ned who proceeds to untie the rope by which the bag is suspended.) Mary.

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars .

(The bag is lowered to the floor — The women gather round and open it. As the bag falls from his shoulders, the Major sits upon the floor. Re-enter the negroes armed with hoe, pitchfork, and broomstick. All the negroes.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 33 chars .

All the Women.

Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 30 chars .

Major. (Rising.)

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars .

Brutus.

Contains 9 words in 6 sentences using 44 chars .

( Negroes go off laughing. ) Mary.

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 37 chars .

Major.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 31 chars .

Mary.

Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 156 chars .

(looks imploring at Mrs. S.) Dr. J. and Crotchett steal on the stage back. Mrs. S.

Contains 35 words in 4 sentences using 190 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars .

( They advance. ) Mary.

Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 104 chars .

( Laughs. ) Crotchett.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars .

Major.

Contains 27 words in 7 sentences using 134 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars .

The Major and the girls all laugh. Mrs. S.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 71 chars .

Major.

Contains 5 words in 4 sentences using 21 chars .

Enter Bill Simpson. Simpson.

Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 38 chars .

All.

Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 16 chars .

Dr. J.

Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 37 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 92 chars .

Simpson.

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 96 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 111 chars .

Caroline.

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars .

Dr. J. (Aside.)

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars .

Simpson.

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars .

Crotchett.

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars .

(Exit Simpson with Crotchett.) Major.

Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 143 chars .

Dr. J. (Aside.)

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 68 chars .

Exit Dr. J. Major.

Contains 22 words in 4 sentences using 116 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars .

Major.

Contains 40 words in 3 sentences using 195 chars .

Mary.

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars .

The Girls.

Contains 9 words in 4 sentences using 39 chars .

Major.

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars .

Mrs. S.

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars .

Major.

Contains 41 words in 7 sentences using 204 chars .

Mary.

Contains 86 words in 5 sentences using 470 chars .

Major.

Contains 60 words in 4 sentences using 317 chars .