Courtship with Variations Bunner, H. C. (Henry Cuyler) Derived Text Format to access the structural information conversion Mathias Göbel TextGrid CC-BY-4.0 Lizenzvertrag H. C. (Henry Cuyler) Bunner, 1855 – 1896 Brander Matthews, 1852 – 1929 Courtship with Variations. Comedy in One Act. By H. C. Bunner [in, Comedies for Amateur Acting. Edited, with a Prefatory Note on Private Theatricals, by J. Brander Matthews]Appletons' New Handy-Volume SeriesNew York Appleton and Company 245 p. Virginia Berkeley unclear Ernest Archibald Comedy One-act Prose data extraction from source 1880
CHARACTERS. Ernest Archibald . Virginia Berkeley , a young widow, his cousin .
Scene : A drawing-room in a country house, prettily furnished. Door from hall, R. 2 E. Door to next room, L. U. E. Through large French windows at the back is seen a flower-garden; in the distance, a view of the Hudson. Large table a little to the left of C., with a chair on each side. Jardinière, with flowers, in the window R. Mantelpiece at L. 1 E. Ernest Archibald stands by the mantelpiece, looking rather mournfully at a photograph in a velvet frame. He sighs in a mild and subdued way, and his inspection appears to yield him but a limited amount of satisfaction. After a moment, however, he breaks the silence and opens the play by soliloquizing:

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The tone of his sentimental apostrophe suddenly changes, and his last repetition of the name is simply a surprised salutation, addressed to a young lady who has just entered the room R. 2 E. The young lady has bright eyes and an air of entire self-possession, which, in conjunction with a mischievous smile, give a faint hint of the reason why Ernest hadn't dared. And the general appearance of the young lady sufficiently explains why he felt badly about it. Virginia Berkeley carries on her arm a traveling-shawl, and in her hand an extremely small work-basket, of which luggage her host proceeds to disembarrass her. Ernest .

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Ernest , somewhat taken aback .

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Ernest , with promptitude and decision .

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Virginia . surprised .

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She arises, walks swiftly to the mirror, and removes her hat, which, being of the Gainsborough pattern, lends a rakish air to the wearer. Its removal enables her to look consistently languid, and she throws herself into a large arm-chair to the right of the table, and tries to pose for a martyr. The unfortunate Ernest pauses in a moody promenade from end to end of the room, and turns to address her. Immediate resumption of hostilities. Ernest .

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Ernest , on the left of the table .

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Virginia looks down at the tiny tip of her shoe, resting comfortably on a brioche, as if to verify the assertion. Her lover, however, refuses to take any notice of this small outrage, and proceeds:

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Virginia , starting to her feet in horror .

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Virginia , tragically pacing the room .

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Upon this he prudently retires through the left upper doorway just as Virginia returns to her arm-chair. Left alone, the young lady laughs quietly to herself for a moment, and then looks serious. Her cheeks flush, apparently with indignation, and she indulges in a brief and fragmentary soliloquy. Virginia .

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The left upper door softly opens, and the head of the exile appears. This movement seems to be inopportune on his part, for, as soon as his cousin perceives it, her face clouds over again. The unwelcome youth enters, however, and advances to the fray. His reception is not encouraging. Virginia .

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Virginia , indignantly .

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Ernest , placidly .

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Virginia , rising with a nervous start .

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Virginia , seating herself on the left of table .

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Virginia energetically negative .

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And she reseats herself. The exponent of the opposing rôle takes the chair on the other [R.] side of the table, and for a silent minute or two both appear to be absorbed in reflection. It is the truce before the battle. After another moment, Ernest steals a sly glance at his antagonist, and surprises her in the act of doing the same thing. After this, there is more silence, and considerable fidgeting in both chairs. At last Virginia whispers to herself, by way of relief:

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He, however, does not seem to think so. Struck by a sudden idea, he reaches for the diminutive work-basket on the table, and placidly begins a wild travesty of crocheting. The owner of the basket looks on the ruin of her handiwork with some dissatisfaction, but does not venture to interfere. She once more takes refuge in soliloquy:

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And with a desperate effort she rises and marches around behind the table, to the calm artist in crochet, who raises his eyes languidly and continues to tangle her worsted. She addresses him: Virginia .

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Ernest , languidly crocheting .

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Virginia , leaning over the back of his chair .

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Ernest , femininely bored .

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For this broadside of compliments proves a dead failure. The victim lies back in his chair and plies his crochet needles, complacently smiling. So far, he seemingly enjoys being wooed. Virginia sits down on the extreme left and meditates. Her eye lights on the jardinière in the window, and it supplies her with an idea. She rises, crosses to the right-hand upper corner, and plucks a rose. Ernest , suddenly and ferociously .

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Virginia , unmoved by the catastrophe .

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And she departs, L. U. E., like a small feminine hurricane. Yet the bang of the door seems to cover something like a sob. The wretched impostor sits still, as a man conscious of his own iniquity. But, as he meditates, a puzzled look begins to overspread his features. With less depression in his tone than becomes the situation, he murmurs to himself:

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The striking of a clock and the simultaneous opening of the door disturb his profane reverie. Virginia appears on the threshold. She may have been "going to cry," but she certainly shows no signs of having yielded to the impulse. She is bright, laughing, and triumphant. Virginia .

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The victim turns her cheek to the recalcitrant conqueror, who exacts his tribute with hesitating reluctance. Virginia shivers nervously, and Ernest frowns darkly, like a captive pirate on the point of execution. Ernest .

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They slowly sidle toward one another, and at the point of meeting, with the suddenness of an electric shock, they resume their personal identities, which they appear about to fuse in a cousinly embrace. Ernest , suddenly recollecting himself .

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Courtship with Variations ? Ernest does not seem to think it would. Quick Curtain .