Racketty-Packetty House Burnett, Frances Hodgson Derived Text Format to access the structural information conversion Mathias Göbel TextGrid CC-BY-4.0 Lizenzvertrag Frances Hodgson Burnett, 1849 – 1924 Racketty-Packetty House: A Play in Prologue and Three Acts: By Frances Hodgson Burnett New York London Samuel French 65 p. Ridicklis Meg Lady Patsy unclear Queen Crosspatch James Together New Nurse Lord Francis Lord Hubert Cynthia Gustibus Lady Muriel Voice from Inside Box Old Nurse Nip and Trip John Meg and Peg The Duchess of Tidy Castle Footman Lady-in-Waiting Racketty-Packettys Lord Rupert Lady Gwendolyn Peter Piper Skip Princess Some One in Crowd Kilmanskegg Lady Doris Green Workers Herald Trip Peg Nip All Flip Comedy Entertainment Prose data extraction from source 1927 First performed: December 23, 1912
CHARACTERS Cynthia . Princess . Queen Crosspatch , Fairy . Old Nurse . New Nurse . Nip , Green Worker . Flip , Green Worker . Trip , Green Worker . Skip , Green Worker . Peter Piper , Boy of Racketty-Packetty House . Gustibus , Boy of Racketty-Packetty House . Meg , Girl of Racketty-Packetty House . Peg , Girl of Racketty-Packetty House . Kilmanskegg , Girl of Racketty-Packetty House . Ridicklis , Girl of Racketty-Packetty House . The Duchess of Tidy Castle . Lady Patsy , Her Child . Lady Doris , Her Child . Lady Muriel , Her Child . Lady Gwendolyn , Her Child . Lord Hubert , Her Child . Lord Rupert , Her Child . Lord Francis ; Her Child . James , Footman . John , Footman . Charles , Footman . Green Workers, Herald, Ladies-in-Waiting, Footmen, etc.
SCENES

Prologue : Cynthia's nursery .

Act I: Sitting-room in Racketty-Packetty House .

Act II: Drawing-room in Racketty-Packetty House .

Act III: Scene 1: Cynthia's nursery . Scene 2 : Outside Toy Church .
Scene: Cynthia'snursery. — Large shabby doll's house standing in prominent position. Before the fire inGrandfather'schair sits theOld Nurseknitting. She wears an old-fashioned dress, a big apron and a white cap with a broad frill. She stops knitting and speaks in cracked voice . Old Nurse .

Contains 123 words in 15 sentences using 639 chars .

( The door is pushed slowly open and Queen Crosspatch flutters into the room — four of her Green Workers stealing after her, but lagging behind as if they were afraid to be seen . Queen Crosspatch must be obviously a Fairy, carrying a tiny gold bugle swung over her shoulder — winged and gauzy and pretty, but with a fussy, consequential air and a dictatorial and magnificent manner. The Green Workers wear green smocks and pointed green caps, and carry little kits of tools on their backs .) Queen Crosspatch . ( Turning and seeing her Green Workers , beckons to them authoritatively )

Contains 117 words in 16 sentences using 577 chars .

( Nip hops up to Old Nurse and tweaks her cap on one side .) Old Nurse . ( Crossly — setting her cap straight )

Contains 63 words in 10 sentences using 285 chars .

( Skip jumps down and dances with the others about her chair in contortions of mirth .) Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 46 words in 6 sentences using 225 chars .

Trip . ( Pokes Nip who pokes Trip who pokes Skip to signify that they should bow, and they all bow profoundly )

Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 97 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 110 chars .

Trip . ( Pokes and bows — all bow )

Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 100 words in 9 sentences using 527 chars .

Skip .

Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 62 words in 6 sentences using 303 chars .

Trip .

Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 46 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( Grandiloquently )

Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 107 chars .

Old Nurse . ( Wakes up — rubs her eyes — rises and hobbles over to doll's house . Green Workers giggle and jump out of her way. She stands before doll's house with her hands on her hips — grumbling )

Contains 119 words in 22 sentences using 565 chars .

Nip . ( Kneels down and looks in at window )

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars .

( Business — lights showing dolls peering out of windows .) Queen Crosspatch . ( Stamping her foot )

Contains 39 words in 2 sentences using 196 chars .

Nip . ( Scrambling up and bowing several times as fast as ever he can )

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 153 chars .

Skip .

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 29 words in 2 sentences using 143 chars .

Nip and Trip .

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 75 chars .

Nip . ( Making more hurried bows )

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 73 words in 4 sentences using 366 chars .

Green Workers .

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( Puts her finger on her lips and thinks. Then speaks suddenly )

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars .

Contains 57 words in 8 sentences using 309 chars .

( Blows bugle call again . Old Nurse listens — hand up to ear .) Old Nurse . ( Listening )

Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 124 chars .

( Many other Green Workers come flocking in through the door. They stand before Queen Crosspatch in line, making bows, and sing .) Green Workers .

Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 136 chars .

( More bows .) Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 120 words in 11 sentences using 604 chars .

Green Workers .

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 27 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 67 words in 6 sentences using 326 chars .

Green Workers .

Contains 3 words in 3 sentences using 11 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 37 words in 4 sentences using 172 chars .

Green Workers .

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 15 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 114 chars .

Green Workers . ( Saluting with picks )

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 50 words in 2 sentences using 248 chars .

Green Workers . ( Laugh )

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 7 chars .

( Automobile horn heard outside .) Queen Crosspatch . ( Runs to window )

Contains 37 words in 7 sentences using 193 chars .

( The Green Workers get under sofas and tables, leaving their heads sticking out; they perch here and there and sit dangling their feet . Queen Crosspatch places herself in dominant position .) Old Nurse . ( Takes off spectacles — polishes them — puts them on nose again and looks around her )

Contains 21 words in 4 sentences using 98 chars .

( Green Workers ' business of dodging, jumping and laughing . Cynthia is heard calling excitedly as she runs upstairs .) Cynthia .

Contains 34 words in 5 sentences using 152 chars .

Old Nurse .

Contains 30 words in 4 sentences using 151 chars .

Cynthia . ( Jumping on to chair and bouncing up and down on its springs )

Contains 31 words in 3 sentences using 135 chars .

New Nurse . ( Smart young woman, enters )

Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 53 chars .

Cynthia .

Contains 46 words in 5 sentences using 242 chars .

New Nurse . ( In a fine manner )

Contains 23 words in 1 sentence using 126 chars .

Old Nurse . ( Sniffing )

Contains 36 words in 3 sentences using 210 chars .

New Nurse .

Contains 47 words in 2 sentences using 243 chars .

Cynthia . ( Giggling )

Contains 74 words in 6 sentences using 386 chars .

( Queen Crosspatch waves her wand and the Green Workers begin to creep out from their places and gather round Racketty-Packetty House .) Old Nurse . ( Trembling with rage, and half crying )

Contains 48 words in 9 sentences using 228 chars .

Cynthia . ( Rudely )

Contains 39 words in 5 sentences using 195 chars .

New Nurse . ( Grandly )

Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 107 chars .

Cynthia .

Contains 32 words in 7 sentences using 152 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( Quickly to Green Workers )

Contains 22 words in 5 sentences using 124 chars .

Cynthia . ( To footmen )

Contains 50 words in 8 sentences using 229 chars .

New Nurse .

Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 194 chars .

Cynthia .

Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 126 chars .

Old Nurse .

Contains 45 words in 5 sentences using 230 chars .

Cynthia . ( Flouncing )

Contains 30 words in 8 sentences using 153 chars .

Old Nurse . ( Still resentfully )

Contains 23 words in 1 sentence using 130 chars .

New Nurse . ( Tossing her head )

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars .

Old Nurse .

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 81 chars .

Cynthia . ( To footmen )

Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( To Green Workers )

Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 75 chars .

( As footmen try to move house , Green Workers hang on to their coats and hold on to doll's house .) John . ( Trying to move Racketty-Packetty House )

Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 45 chars .

James . ( Tugging )

Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars .

Cynthia .

Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars .

John .

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( Speaks to Cynthia close to her ear )

Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 110 chars .

Cynthia . ( Stands as if thinking the matter over — of course not seeing her )

Contains 52 words in 7 sentences using 258 chars .

John .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars .

Cynthia .

Contains 72 words in 5 sentences using 394 chars .

New Nurse . ( Hurrying forward to look )

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars .

Cynthia . ( Increased excitement )

Contains 29 words in 5 sentences using 134 chars .

New Nurse .

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars .

Cynthia . ( Almost crying )

Contains 78 words in 9 sentences using 379 chars .

( New Nurse runs and rings the bell. Almost immediately the fat footman , James , enters — out of breath with running. He has a note in his hand .) James . ( Panting )

Contains 30 words in 4 sentences using 132 chars .

Cynthia . ( Snatches it from him )

Contains 137 words in 14 sentences using 707 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( Runs to her and speaks in her ear )

Contains 20 words in 5 sentences using 91 chars .

Green Workers . ( Dancing round her with joined hands )

Contains 17 words in 5 sentences using 62 chars .

Cynthia . ( Stops as if to think again. Changing her mind )

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars .

Old Nurse . ( Lifting hands in horror )

Contains 24 words in 1 sentence using 131 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( To Green Workers )

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars .

( They form in Indian file behind Queen Crosspatch . Dutch doll's march begins — played delicately and staccato. They march round room — with business. As they near door, march music hurries its time and they run out laughing .) CURTAIN
ACT I SCENE. — Sitting-room of Racketty-Packetty House just after the footmen have set the house down with a bang in Cynthia's nursery. Everything is in greatest disorder. Furniture turned upside down, pictures still swinging on walls . Peter Piper has broken through top of table, through which his head sticks — surrounded by a large white frill — table hangs on his shoulders . Gustibus is sitting doubled up in the coal-scuttle . Meg and Peg are lying under an overturned sofa , — Meg's head sticking out one way , Peg's legs sticking out beside it . Kilmanskegg is not in sight . Peter Piper . ( Is first to move, struggles to his feet, walks forward with table hanging on shoulders )

Contains 2 words in 3 sentences using 13 chars .

Gustibus . ( Struggling to get up )

Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Business with table )

Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars .

Gustibus . ( Manages to get up )

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 40 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 28 words in 4 sentences using 157 chars .

Gustibus . ( Walks round to look at him )

Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 90 words in 9 sentences using 416 chars .

Gustibus . ( Still giggling — tries to lift table off )

Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 34 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 99 words in 18 sentences using 487 chars .

Peg . ( From other side of sofa )

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars .

Peter Piper . ( To Gustibus )

Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 102 chars .

Meg . ( Shaking herself )

Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 3 chars .

Peg .

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 65 chars .

Meg .

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 40 words in 4 sentences using 185 chars .

Gustibus . ( Calls )

Contains 2 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 14 chars .

( Knocking heard inside Grandfather's clock. They all rush toward it . Peter Piper opens door and Kilmanskegg's feet are seen sticking up and kicking . Peter Piper and Gustibus drag her out .) Kilmanskegg . ( Panting )

Contains 44 words in 4 sentences using 208 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 101 chars .

Kilmanskegg . ( Picks up chair and flounces into it, fanning herself with her apron )

Contains 17 words in 1 sentence using 61 chars .

Meg . ( Horrified )

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars .

Kilmanskegg .

Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 56 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 100 chars .

Meg .

Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 44 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Good-naturedly )

Contains 34 words in 4 sentences using 142 chars .

Meg .

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Solemnly )

Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars .

Kilmanskegg .

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Stammering uncertainly )

Contains 57 words in 6 sentences using 236 chars .

Peg . ( The others all interested )

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 22 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 182 words in 11 sentences using 903 chars .

( They all begin to run about and look, saying .) Together .

Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 38 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Sees book on floor )

Contains 57 words in 9 sentences using 292 chars .

( All Racketty-Packettys clap hands .) Racketty-Packettys .

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Very busy writing )

Contains 77 words in 10 sentences using 376 chars .

Meg . ( As they go to the window )

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars .

Gustibus .

Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 49 chars .

Peg . ( Bridling )

Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 102 chars .

Peter Piper . ( At window )

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars .

Meg .

Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 15 words in 4 sentences using 67 chars .

( Meg and Peg and Kilmanskegg and Gustibus crowd about the two windows .) All .

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 7 chars .

Meg .

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars .

Peg .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Struts up and down with his thumbs in the armholes of his ragged coat )

Contains 58 words in 7 sentences using 280 chars .

Meg . ( From window )

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars .

Peg .

Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 78 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Swaggers to window and looks out )

Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 87 chars .

Peg .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 117 words in 9 sentences using 566 chars .

Gustibus .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars .

Meg .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars .

Peg .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 126 words in 10 sentences using 580 chars .

Ridicklis . ( Mopping and settling her old bonnet — out of breath — speaks with gasps )

Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars .

Meg .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars .

Peg .

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 45 words in 5 sentences using 207 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 123 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 69 words in 3 sentences using 336 chars .

Gustibus .

Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 64 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Suddenly )

Contains 36 words in 6 sentences using 188 chars .

Gustibus . ( Anxiously )

Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 104 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 43 words in 4 sentences using 205 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 40 words in 2 sentences using 182 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 52 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 37 words in 3 sentences using 204 chars .

( All look at each other aghast .) Peter Piper .

Contains 29 words in 6 sentences using 132 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 10 words in 4 sentences using 45 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 113 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Suddenly looking at window )

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 15 chars .

( All strike attitude and remain stiff. Top of ceiling is removed, large hand, surmounted by scarlet cuff of footman's livery, sets down in middle of floor a large box, — then disappears, replacing ceiling . Racketty-Packettys all come to life and rush to box .) All .

Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars .

( Business of kneeling down and poking and pushing and peeping .) Meg .

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Walks about box, inspecting with grand air )

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 95 chars .

Meg and Peg . ( Disappointed )

Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 3 chars .

Gustibus .

Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 149 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 26 words in 6 sentences using 116 chars .

Voice from Inside Box .

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 36 chars .

( Excitement of Racketty-Packettys. Peter Piper kneels down by box; so does Gustibus . They both lift top, which comes off — and a beautifully dressed little person sits up in it at once. It is Lady Patsy .) Racketty-Packettys .

Contains 3 words in 3 sentences using 11 chars .

Lady Patsy .

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars .

Lady Patsy . ( Smiling )

Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 70 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 118 chars .

Lady Patsy .

Contains 26 words in 4 sentences using 115 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Eagerly )

Contains 36 words in 6 sentences using 176 chars .

Lady Patsy .

Contains 76 words in 7 sentences using 331 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 19 words in 4 sentences using 86 chars .

Lady Patsy . ( Coquettishly )

Contains 31 words in 4 sentences using 152 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 45 words in 5 sentences using 220 chars .

Lady Patsy . ( Coyly )

Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 109 chars .

Peter Piper . ( With sentimental ardor )

Contains 30 words in 3 sentences using 151 chars .

Lady Patsy . ( Coquettishly )

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 115 chars .

Lady Patsy .

Contains 4 words in 3 sentences using 23 chars .

Meg .

Contains 26 words in 1 sentence using 136 chars .

Ridicklis . ( Mopping her eyes with her apron )

Contains 37 words in 2 sentences using 168 chars .

Peg .

Contains 19 words in 1 sentence using 94 chars .

Lady Patsy . ( Rushes to Ridicklis and Meg and Peg and hugs them )

Contains 22 words in 1 sentence using 106 chars .

Ridicklis . ( Drawing back )

Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 57 chars .

Lady Patsy .

Contains 39 words in 4 sentences using 197 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 98 chars .

Lady Patsy . ( Giggles and claps hands )

Contains 20 words in 5 sentences using 92 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Elatedly )

Contains 38 words in 3 sentences using 159 chars .

Lady Patsy . ( Clasps hands excitedly )

Contains 11 words in 4 sentences using 52 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 33 words in 3 sentences using 163 chars .

( They all join hands and begin to dance and kick up their heels and laugh . Lady Patsy is delighted. Just when they all drop sitting on the floor, a loud knock is heard at the door. Terror of all . Peter Piper scrambles up and runs to door — others scramble up and stand staring . Peter Piper opens door and bows low, as the Duchess of Tidyshire sails into the room. A footman in livery follows her, carrying a tall gold stave with which he has knocked at the door. The Duchess walks into the middle of the room, stands quite stiff as if transfixed with disgust and horror, holds her head high with her nose up in the air and sniffs violently. She holds immensely long eye-glass up .) Duchess .

Contains 11 words in 4 sentences using 51 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Walks up to her — strikes an attitude — leg bent and crossed — hand on his hip )

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars .

Duchess . ( Stares at him through her glasses )

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars .

Duchess .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 18 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 39 words in 4 sentences using 189 chars .

Duchess .

Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 118 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Making low bow )

Contains 49 words in 5 sentences using 254 chars .

Lady Patsy . ( Has been hiding behind Meg and Peg , giggling )

Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 82 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 121 chars .

Duchess .

Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 121 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars .

Duchess .

Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars .

Lady Patsy . ( Comes forward, giggling )

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars .

Duchess . ( Indignantly )

Contains 24 words in 4 sentences using 144 chars .

Lady Patsy .

Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 114 chars .

Duchess . ( Utters a scream — calls out )

Contains 21 words in 8 sentences using 128 chars .

( Charles runs out of the door . Ridicklis runs to Duchess and fans her with her apron , Meg and Peg slap her hands . Gustibus runs about and gets cruet stand .) Peter Piper . ( Getting ink bottle )

Contains 28 words in 4 sentences using 135 chars .

Duchess . ( Springs up )

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars .

( Door opens and Lord Hubert and Lord Rupert , etc., etc., rush into the room. All strike attitudes of horror at sight of Racketty-Packettys .) Lady Muriel . ( Rushes to Duchess )

Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 54 chars .

Duchess . ( Tragic manner )

Contains 55 words in 8 sentences using 285 chars .

Lady Patsy . ( As her brothers seize her )

Contains 23 words in 6 sentences using 112 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Stands in c. after she is gone )

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 45 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( Appears, rising out of a big vase in a corner )

Contains 43 words in 2 sentences using 200 chars .

Green Workers . ( Suddenly appearing )

Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 73 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 23 words in 1 sentence using 102 chars .

( They all join hands and dance . Queen Crosspatch and Green Workers form ring and dance also .) CURTAIN
ACT II Scene : Drawing-room of Racketty-Packetty House . Peter Piper is languishing in an arm-chair which is propped up by books because one of its back legs is missing . Meg and Peg are fanning him with tattered palm-leaf fans . Kilmanskegg has his feet in hot water . Gustibus has on spectacles and is holding a huge turnip watch in one hand and Peter Piper's wrist in the other .) Gustibus . ( Shakes his watch violently — puts it to his ear — shakes his head )

Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 106 chars .

Meg .

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 64 chars .

Peg .

Contains 14 words in 1 sentence using 64 chars .

Gustibus .

Contains 49 words in 4 sentences using 251 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Faintly )

Contains 38 words in 10 sentences using 175 chars .

Meg .

Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 51 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Firmly )

Contains 86 words in 9 sentences using 455 chars .

Ridicklis . ( Surprised )

Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Rubbing his legs )

Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 69 chars .

Ridicklis . ( Indignantly )

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars .

Gustibus . ( Drops watch on floor, takes book from under arm and reads )

Contains 39 words in 3 sentences using 212 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 70 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Hastily looks round )

Contains 93 words in 10 sentences using 501 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 96 words in 14 sentences using 514 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 61 words in 9 sentences using 308 chars .

Ridicklis . ( Anxiously )

Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 43 words in 4 sentences using 222 chars .

Gustibus .

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 93 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 107 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 127 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 68 words in 3 sentences using 331 chars .

Meg .

Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 46 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 29 words in 3 sentences using 134 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars .

Gustibus .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars .

MegandPeg . ( Weeping )

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 35 words in 4 sentences using 181 chars .

MegandPeg .

Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 56 chars .

Kilmanskegg .

Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 42 words in 6 sentences using 202 chars .

All .

Contains 8 words in 6 sentences using 32 chars .

( They run about . — Gustibus rushes to pick up watch, and feels his pulse . Ridicklis , wildly agitated, snatches up one thing after another .) Ridicklis . ( Wildly excited )

Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 90 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( Comes out of drawer in table — or big broken umbrella lying in corner — or from under pile of mending — or anything . Green Workers detach themselves from various before unobserved places . Queen Crosspatch goes to Peter Piper )

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 42 chars .

Gustibus .

Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 123 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 21 words in 6 sentences using 108 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Starting up )

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 28 words in 4 sentences using 138 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Complete change of manner — jumps up and begins to settle his collar and swagger a little )

Contains 38 words in 2 sentences using 205 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 68 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Coy grin )

Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 24 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 174 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Obsequiously )

Contains 36 words in 5 sentences using 170 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( Laughs )

Contains 34 words in 1 sentence using 168 chars .

Meg .

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars .

Kilmanskegg .

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 72 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Settling his collar )

Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 94 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 26 words in 2 sentences using 120 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 26 words in 9 sentences using 128 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 81 words in 9 sentences using 392 chars .

( All crowd about her .) Peg .

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars .

Meg .

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 93 words in 5 sentences using 490 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 25 words in 4 sentences using 122 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( Nodding head gravely )

Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 9 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 102 words in 4 sentences using 488 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Turns another somersault )

Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 116 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 137 chars .

( Green Workers run into the room. They all quickly form in line and bow low to Queen Crosspatch .) Trip .

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 40 words in 5 sentences using 200 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 43 words in 8 sentences using 205 chars .

All .

Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 54 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Thinks a moment — finger on forehead )

Contains 365 words in 36 sentences using 1794 chars .

Gustibus . ( Comes to door, mopping his brow; answers same voice )

Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 119 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 24 words in 1 sentence using 106 chars .

Gustibus .

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 27 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Stealing across room to window )

Contains 52 words in 8 sentences using 257 chars .

Gustibus .

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 40 chars .

Kilmanskegg . ( Excited )

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars .

Peg .

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars .

Meg .

Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 81 chars .

( Peter Piper heard speaking in hollow attempt at loud whisper .) Peter Piper .

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 67 chars .

Lady Patsy .

Contains 1 word in 1 sentence using 4 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars .

All . ( Dancing for joy )

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 40 chars .

Meg .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 14 chars .

Peg .

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars .

Gustibus .

Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars .

Kilmanskegg .

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars .

Meg and Peg .

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 73 chars .

Gustibus .

Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 42 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 42 words in 5 sentences using 204 chars .

( Door opens . Peter Piper strides in, grander than ever, with Lady Patsy on his arm, giggling with delight .) Peter Piper . ( Magnificent low bow )

Contains 90 words in 8 sentences using 493 chars .

( Gustibus gets an armful of books and brings them to support chair with . Meg and Peg and Kilmanskegg gather round Lady Patsy , admiring her .) Kilmanskegg .

Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 19 chars .

Meg .

Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 19 chars .

Peg .

Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 36 chars .

Lady Patsy .

Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 54 chars .

Ridicklis . ( Anxiously )

Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 130 chars .

Lady Patsy .

Contains 56 words in 4 sentences using 287 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Ogling her — arm round her waist )

Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 41 chars .

Lady Patsy .

Contains 22 words in 4 sentences using 104 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 88 chars .

Ridicklis . ( Shaking her head )

Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Cheerfully )

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars .

Ridicklis . ( Goes to chair on which lies large coal-scuttle bonnet; picks it up with great care and brings it to show to Lady Patsy — lace veil dangles from it in tatters )

Contains 70 words in 8 sentences using 335 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Proudly )

Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 54 chars .

Ridicklis . ( Holds head carefully on one side )

Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Gets crumb and feeds it to mice in crown of bonnet )

Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 73 chars .

( Ridicklis carefully removes bonnet and puts it back in corner .) Lady Patsy . ( Jumps about and claps her hands for joy )

Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars .

Lady Patsy ( Throws herself into his arms )

Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 30 chars .

( They all listen. Shouts of "Ou! Ou! Ouch!" are heard coming from Tidy Castle .) Gustibus .

Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars .

( All run to window . Peter Piper throws it open, puts head out .) Peter Piper .

Contains 11 words in 4 sentences using 51 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 27 words in 2 sentences using 154 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 41 words in 2 sentences using 185 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( Suddenly appearing )

Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 106 chars .

Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 75 words in 8 sentences using 376 chars .

( Racketty-Packettys rush off, tumbling over each other to get out of the door. Stage darkens. When it lightens again, audience see a room in Tidy Castle — no furniture — row of pallets on floor, on which lie Duchess and rest of Tidy Castle family .) Duchess . ( Sitting up in her pallet, with large poultice tied round throat and bandage on head )

Contains 42 words in 5 sentences using 204 chars .

Lord Hubert . ( Rising and rocking backward and forward )

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 40 chars .

Lord Rupert . ( Rises also, twisting round to get his hand on his back )

Contains 8 words in 1 sentence using 38 chars .

Lord Francis .

Contains 17 words in 7 sentences using 71 chars .

Lady Gwendolyn .

Contains 15 words in 5 sentences using 56 chars .

Lady Muriel .

Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 111 chars .

Lady Doris . ( Sits up, bright red all over, and nose swollen enormously )

Contains 22 words in 1 sentence using 101 chars .

( All rock backward and forward .) Duchess .

Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 99 chars .

( All stop and stare as Racketty-Packettys appear: Ridicklis with large basket on arm — Meg and Peg with kettles full of hot water, bottles of medicine, etc. ) Peter Piper . ( Advances to middle of room )

Contains 38 words in 11 sentences using 202 chars .

Ridicklis . ( Coming forward panting, and ticking off on her fingers )

Contains 42 words in 2 sentences using 216 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 27 words in 7 sentences using 140 chars .

Duchess .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 12 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Bows )

Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 105 chars .

Duchess .

Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 69 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 31 words in 2 sentences using 148 chars .

Duchess .

Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 70 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Holds her back )

Contains 41 words in 6 sentences using 211 chars .

Gustibus . ( Runs with watch, dragging after him a long watch ribbon )

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 15 words in 1 sentence using 68 chars .

Gustibus . ( Opens book he has under arm — reads )

Contains 32 words in 1 sentence using 183 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 21 chars .

Duchess . ( Throws up arms and stiffens out )

Contains 11 words in 4 sentences using 56 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 32 words in 6 sentences using 167 chars .

Lady Muriel . ( Faintly )

Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 104 chars .

Duchess . ( Starts up )

Contains 50 words in 5 sentences using 255 chars .

( Meg and Peg and Kilmanskegg and Ridicklis , who are working over their patients, rise from the different bedsides and clutch at their hearts and gasp . Gustibus drops his watch and book with a bang and sits down on the floor . Peter Piper clutches his brow. There is a moment's silence .) Lord Hubert . ( Speaks faintly in affected tones )

Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 111 chars .

Lord Rupert . ( Motions to Peg )

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 37 chars .

Lord Francis . ( Looking at Kilmanskegg )

Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 52 chars .

Lady Gwendolyn . ( Pointing to Gustibus )

Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 81 chars .

Duchess . ( Furious )

Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 141 chars .

Racketty-Packettys .

Contains 3 words in 3 sentences using 11 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Sudden hope )

Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars .

Ridicklis .

Contains 36 words in 3 sentences using 164 chars .

Kilmanskegg .

Contains 13 words in 1 sentence using 61 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 105 chars .

Lady Patsy . ( Rushing in )

Contains 19 words in 6 sentences using 90 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Releasing himself )

Contains 29 words in 4 sentences using 159 chars .

Lady Patsy . ( Drawing herself up to her full height )

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 31 chars .

Peter Piper .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 10 chars .

Lady Patsy .

Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 8 chars .

Peter Piper . ( To Racketty-Packettys )

Contains 97 words in 9 sentences using 472 chars .

( March in line out of the room slowly to Doll's March, played with pathos. The Tidy Castle dolls all watch them as they go out, and lights gradually lower until they go out also .) CURTAIN
ACT III Scene: Cynthia'snursery . At Rise: Green Workersflying about, making it untidy, overturn footstools, snatching off table covers, upsettingNurse'swork-basket, etc., etc., sweeping ashes out of fireplace on to floor . Trip .

Contains 12 words in 5 sentences using 64 chars .

Flip . ( Business )

Contains 11 words in 5 sentences using 76 chars .

Nip .

Contains 9 words in 4 sentences using 49 chars .

Trip .

Contains 39 words in 5 sentences using 207 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( Appears . Green Workers all draw up, present brooms )

Contains 58 words in 5 sentences using 292 chars .

New Nurse . ( Hurries into the room in great excitement. Lifts up hands at sight of disorder )

Contains 48 words in 8 sentences using 255 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( Hurries to Green Workers )

Contains 16 words in 1 sentence using 67 chars .

( Green Workers hang on to bell and on to New Nurse's arm .) New Nurse . ( Pulling at bell rope )

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( To Trip )

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 13 chars .

( Trip cuts it as New Nurse jerks it. She falls backward on the floor .) New Nurse .

Contains 104 words in 18 sentences using 479 chars .

Old Nurse . ( Clean cap and apron, knitting in her hand )

Contains 57 words in 4 sentences using 269 chars .

( Green Workers help her to her chair in the bay window — help her to sit down — give her her knitting and spectacles and draw the curtains. Enter Cynthia with little girl Princess , followed by two ladies-in-waiting . Cynthia is very shy and quiet. She evidently does not know what to say — neither does the little Princess . They stare at each other child fashion .) Princess . ( Politely after pause )

Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 28 chars .

Cynthia .

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 25 chars .

( They stare again .) Princess . ( Looks about her — sees Tidy Castle )

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 29 chars .

Cynthia .

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 19 chars .

( They stare again .) Princess . ( After another pause )

Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 23 chars .

Cynthia .

Contains 57 words in 3 sentences using 317 chars .

Princess . ( Giggling a little — turning Duchess over in her hand )

Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars .

Cynthia . ( Looking into Castle )

Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 92 chars .

( Green Workers giggle and nudge each other .) Queen Crosspatch .

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 39 chars .

( Green Workers pull it aside and Princess sees Old Nurse knitting .) Princess .

Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 50 chars .

Cynthia . ( Sudden turn )

Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 55 chars .

Old Nurse . ( Getting up from her chair, quite trembling with alarm. Makes a low, stiff curtsey to Princess )

Contains 47 words in 4 sentences using 246 chars .

Princess . ( Prettily to Cynthia )

Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 63 chars .

Old Nurse . ( Curtseying as she takes her hand )

Contains 38 words in 4 sentences using 180 chars .

Princess .

Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 84 chars .

Cynthia . ( To herself, discontentedly )

Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 109 chars .

Princess . ( Turning to Cynthia )

Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 84 chars .

Queen Crosspatch . ( To Green Workers )

Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 99 chars .

( Green Workers push chair slowly aside until Racketty-Packetty House stands revealed just as the Princess turns toward it .) Princess . ( Starting forward, exclaiming )

Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars .

Cynthia . ( Stammering and horrified )

Contains 21 words in 4 sentences using 100 chars .

Princess .

Contains 6 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars .

Cynthia .

Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 126 chars .

Princess .

Contains 33 words in 6 sentences using 156 chars .

Cynthia .

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 15 chars .

Princess . ( Exclaiming )

Contains 43 words in 4 sentences using 205 chars .

( Cynthia turns toward Old Nurse .) Old Nurse . ( Cracked triumphant voice )

Contains 35 words in 2 sentences using 172 chars .

Princess . ( Picking up dolls one after another )

Contains 39 words in 5 sentences using 188 chars .

Cynthia .

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars .

Princess .

Contains 46 words in 4 sentences using 220 chars .

Cynthia . ( Stammering )

Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 111 chars .

Princess .

Contains 53 words in 7 sentences using 258 chars .

Old Nurse . ( To Cynthia , whispering )

Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 110 chars .

Cynthia . ( Timidly stammers )

Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 124 chars .

Princess . ( Rising )

Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 88 chars .

Lady-in-Waiting .

Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 60 chars .

Princess . ( To Cynthia )

Contains 22 words in 3 sentences using 94 chars .

Lady-in-Waiting . ( Draws near and speaks respectfully )

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 32 chars .

Princess . ( To Cynthia )

Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars .

Cynthia . ( Curtseys )

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars .

Princess .

Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars .

Cynthia . ( Curtseys )

Contains 4 words in 1 sentence using 26 chars .

( Lady-in-Waiting opens the door and stands beside it .) Princess .

Contains 35 words in 4 sentences using 170 chars .

( To Cynthia. Cynthia curtseys . Green Workers bow and scrape and posture and present arms as she goes out of the room. Then they form line and follow her to Dutch Dolls' March .) Cynthia . ( Staring )

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 33 chars .

CURTAIN ( or Stage Darkening .)
FINAL SCENE Outside toy church — toy wedding chimes ringing. Stage crowded with dolls fashionably dressed . Green Workers bustling about. Dolls crowd each other in lines before the church door, peeping over each other's shoulders — great excitement as if watching for somebody. Tidy Castle crowd all dressed up; all wear coronets — even Lord Hubert, Lord Rupert and Lord Francis , but they are kept in background by footmen in scarlet and gold — powdered hair and long gold staves. They keep pushing and struggling and are pushed back . Duchess . ( Struggling to the front with her train bundled over her arm and her coronet on one side )

Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 107 chars .

Footman . ( Pushing her back )

Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars .

Duchess .

Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars .

Footman .

Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 92 chars .

Some One in Crowd .

Contains 12 words in 1 sentence using 64 chars .

Herald . ( Comes out of church and stands on church steps: blows his trumpet )

Contains 45 words in 2 sentences using 255 chars .

( All cheer loudly. Enter from church Peter Piper , grandly dressed, with Lady Patsy in bridal costume, followed by Gustibus with Lady Meg, Peg, Kilmanskegg and Ridicklis , all mended and painted and beautifully dressed in Early Victorian fashion. When they reach bottom of steps, Duchess stretches her arms out wildly across the white silk rope dividing the crowd from the party .) Duchess . ( To Peter )

Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 77 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Putting up glass cheerfully )

Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars .

Lady Patsy .

Contains 5 words in 1 sentence using 20 chars .

Peter Piper . ( To footman )

Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 17 chars .

( Footman drops white rope and they rush through, almost tumbling over each other .) Duchess .

Contains 22 words in 6 sentences using 118 chars .

Peter Piper . ( Cheerful advice )

Contains 84 words in 9 sentences using 403 chars .

( Racketty-Packettys , Tidy Castle family and crowd make separate rings and dance madly to the music of Dutch Doll's Dance .)
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