The Scientific Country School Wilson, Louise Latham. Derived Text Format to access the structural information conversion Mathias Göbel TextGrid CC-BY-4.0 Lizenzvertrag Louise Latham Wilson The Scientific Country School: A Farcical Entertainment by Louise Latham Wilson ... Philadelphia Penn 28 p. LITTLE GIRL. MATILDA ELIZA LAVINA JOSIAH No. 6. No. 4. No. 3. MAUD. JONATHAN. OATS. SARAH BOY. LITTLE BOY JEREMIAH. ELMIRA. HAYES. TEACHER. ABIJA. EZRA. GOLIATH. No. 5. THE BOY. No. 2. LORD RONALD. HIRAM LADY CLARE. No. 1. SHOCKS. SHOCKS No. 2. ALL LOCHINVAR . Farce Comedy Prose data extraction from source 1916 AN INVENTION

Dedicated to the New Element and the Directors in general .

( And Stacy's Corners in particular .)

CAST OF CHARACTERS Some of the characters must have "doubles"; for instance, when Lochinvar steps into the machine, there must be a young man as much as possible like him, dressed in bicycle suit, ready to step out as Lochinvar "modernized." Director Shocks must have a small boy for his double, etc. MISS MEHITABLE ( the Teacher ) Old-fashioned gingham dress, loose enough to be worn over an "up to date" costume, removable corkscrew curls, lace head-dress, lace mitts, etc. When in cabinet, dress and curls can be slipped quickly off, and big fancy hat put on. DIRECTOR SHOCKS Ill-fitting, rustic clothes, cane, red handkerchief, etc. HIS "DOUBLE" A very small boy, stylish little suit, big lace collar, etc. He might have whiskers on his face exactly like Shocks'. DIRECTOR OATS Costume same as Shocks'. DIRECTOR HAYES Old baggy clothes loose enough to be worn over modern suit. False whiskers. When in cabinet, old clothes and whiskers may be slipped easily off. LOCHINVAR High riding boots, gauntlet gloves, hat with plumes, sword at side. Gay belted cloak with puffed sleeves. HIS "DOUBLE" Young man same size, etc., dressed in cycling suit. MAUD MULLER Light shirt waist, large white kerchief, long black skirt with bright lining turned back and fastened behind, "milkmaid" fashion, to disclose a short gay petticoat. Sleeves rolled back, kerchief over head. Should carry a big rake. When in cabinet, long skirt let down, severe black coat and walking hat put on. SMALL BOY WHO SPEAKS Little old-fashioned suit, such as seen in old "New England Primers." HIS "DOUBLE" Stylish little boy same size, etc., carrying a little cane. Might have a cigarette. BOY ON BURNING DECK Plain rough suit a bit ragged; hair unkempt, etc. SIX LITTLE GIRLS Little white night gowns and caps of cheesecloth, all alike. Little girls should be from six to eight years of age. BABES IN THE WOODS A boy and girl as small as possible; little old-fashioned costumes of any kind. Dried leaves and twigs clinging to their costumes. LADY CLARE "Russet gown," looped back in front to show pale yellow petticoat. Long brown hair, with yellow rose in it. Head uncovered. LORD RONALD Rich loose cloak of red or purple. Hat with plumes. PUPILS ELIZA EVANS, LAVINA JORDAN, ELMIRA ELKINS, SARAH SIMPKINS, MATILDA ANN HOOKER, JONATHAN BANGS, HIRAM HIGGINS, JOSIAH JENKINS, GOLIATH JONES, JEREMIAH JONES, ABIJA BRIGGS, EZRA GREEN. These "pupils" may be young people, or they may be middle-aged, but they should not be little children. They may be dressed in any old-fashioned clothes, and should be more or less rustic. There may be a greater or less number of these "pupils" to suit the occasion.
PROPERTIES

A cabinet, which may be made of a large dry goods box, covered with black paper or cloth, with little door or curtain. Entrance at front, and exit at back. The back exit should be placed against L. exit of stage, so that actors can leave stage from box unobserved.

Chair and desk for TEACHER.

Three (or more) benches for "CHILDREN."

One long low bench for LITTLE GIRLS.

Three chairs for DIRECTORS, etc., etc., etc.

TIME REQUIRED — ABOUT ONE HOUR AND A HALF
SCENE PLOT
Curtain rises, disclosing TEACHER, DIRECTORS, and "PUPILS" seated on the stage . TEACHER ( rising ).

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HAYES ( rises, bows awkwardly ). TEACHER.

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OATS ( does same ). TEACHER.

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SHOCKS ( remains seated, jerks head shortly ). TEACHER.

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SHOCKS.

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TEACHER.

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HAYES.

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SHOCKS.

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OATS.

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TEACHER.

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OATS.

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TEACHER.

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SHOCKS.

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TEACHER.

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HAYES.

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SHOCKS.

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OATS.

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TEACHER.

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( School sings exercise song . OATS rises with school, and is pulled back into place by HAYES and SHOCKS.) TEACHER.

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JONATHAN.

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HIRAM.

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TEACHER.

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HIRAM ( sniffling ).

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TEACHER.

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JOSIAH.

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TEACHER.

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JOSIAH ( comes timidly forward, speaks ).

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( Enter LOCHINVAR. JOSIAH stops, open-mouthed with astonishment; SCHOOL and DIRECTORS amazed; TEACHER delighted . LOCHINVAR advances slowly to centre, taking words where JOSIAH stopped .) LOCHINVAR .

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( Remains standing C.) OATS.

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TEACHER.

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JOSIAH.

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TEACHER.

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HAYES.

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TEACHER.

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SHOCKS.

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( Box door slowly opens, and LOCHINVAR'S "DOUBLE" steps jauntily out, stands in centre, and speaks .)

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( Exits from stage, gallantly kissing hand to MISS MEHITABLE.) OATS.

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SHOCKS.

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TEACHER ( sarcastically ).

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MATILDA ( rises; comes forward to centre .)

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( Enter MAUD MULLER; she moves slowly from entrance to door of box, saying: — ) MAUD.

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Steps into door of box .) TEACHER.

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SHOCKS.

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HAYES.

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OATS.

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(MAUD MULLER steps out of box, advances C.) MAUD.

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( Exit MAUD MULLER.) SHOCKS.

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TEACHER.

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SHOCKS.

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HAYES.

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SHOCKS.

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HAYES.

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SHOCKS.

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OATS.

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TEACHER.

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SARAH ( tearfully ).

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GOLIATH.

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SARAH.

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TEACHER.

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ELMIRA.

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TEACHER.

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HAYES.

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SHOCKS.

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OATS.

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TEACHER.

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ABIJA.

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TEACHER.

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(JONATHAN exits, then enters with huge dipper of water; offers to MISS MEHITABLE.) TEACHER.

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(OATS drinks, then HAYES.) SHOCKS.

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(MISS MEHITABLE drinks .) JOSIAH ( in audible whisper ).

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( All giggle .) TEACHER ( turning sharply around .)

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( School sits silent and solemn; JONATHAN continues to pass dipper, each PUPIL trying to find a "clean" place .) SARAH.

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JONATHAN.

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TEACHER.

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EZRA ( comes forward .)

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SHOCKS.

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HAYES.

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SHOCKS.

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TEACHER.

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SHOCKS.

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TEACHER.

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EZRA.

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( During last line , SMALL BOY enters and advances to centre . EZRA stares at him, then takes his seat .) TEACHER.

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BOY.

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TEACHER.

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BOY.

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TEACHER.

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(BOY enters box .) HAYES.

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TEACHER.

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SHOCKS.

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(SMALL BOY'S "DOUBLE" steps from box, advances to C.) OATS.

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BOY ( reciting ).

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TEACHER.

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BOY ( reciting .)

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OATS.

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TEACHER.

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BOY.

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SHOCKS.

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TEACHER.

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BOY.

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TEACHER.

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JONATHAN.

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( All giggle .) TEACHER.

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BOY.

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(BOY waves adieu to audience and exits .) TEACHER.

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(JEREMIAH comes forward .) JEREMIAH.

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( Enter the BOY.) BOY.

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TEACHER.

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BOY.

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SHOCKS.

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OATS.

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THE BOY.

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TEACHER.

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THE BOY.

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( Exit BOY.) TEACHER.

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LAVINA ( comes forward ).

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( Enter LORD RONALD and LADY CLARE. He leads her to centre . LAVINA takes seat .) LORD RONALD.

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LADY CLARE.

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LORD RONALD.

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SHOCKS.

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LORD RONALD.

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LADY CLARE.

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LORD RONALD.

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TEACHER.

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LORD RONALD.

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( They enter box .) HAYES.

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TEACHER.

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(LORD RONALD and LADY CLARE step from box, advance C.) LORD RONALD.

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LADY CLARE.

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LORD RONALD.

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( Exit LORD RONALD and LADY CLARE.) TEACHER.

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HAYES.

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TEACHER.

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OATS.

Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 86 chars .

TEACHER.

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SHOCKS.

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TEACHER ( enthusiastically ).

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SHOCKS.

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TEACHER.

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( They assist SHOCKS, who limps painfully to box .) SHOCKS.

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( Enters box .) OATS.

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HAYES.

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( Box door opens; SHOCKS' "DOUBLE," a very small boy, steps out .) TEACHER.

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SHOCKS No. 2.

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TEACHER.

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SHOCKS No. 2.

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TEACHER.

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(SHOCKS No. 2 goes in box .) OATS.

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TEACHER.

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( Original SHOCKS comes out of box, leaning on cane . HAYES, and OATS assist him to chair .) SHOCKS.

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OATS.

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TEACHER.

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SHOCKS.

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HAYES.

Contains 7 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars .

TEACHER.

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( Giggling from SCHOLARS.) TEACHER.

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ELIZA ( rises, speaks ).

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(SIX LITTLE GIRLS come slowly in, sleepily rubbing eyes .) No. 1.

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TEACHER.

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No. 2.

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No. 3.

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TEACHER.

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( They enter box ). TEACHER.

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(CHILDREN step out of box .) OATS.

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SHOCKS.

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(CHILDREN speak .) No. 1.

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No. 2.

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No. 3.

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No. 4.

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No. 5.

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No. 6.

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( They seat themselves on the low bench .) TEACHER.

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No. 4.

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TEACHER.

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No. 5.

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SHOCKS.

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No. 6. ( turning disdainfully away ).

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TEACHER.

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ALL ( with stamping of little feet ).

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SHOCKS.

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TEACHER.

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SHOCKS.

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TEACHER.

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SARAH ( comes forward ).

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( A little BOY and GIRL enter, hand in hand, — stop C., and look wonderingly around .) HAYES.

Contains 9 words in 1 sentence using 35 chars .

TEACHER.

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OATS.

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LITTLE GIRL.

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LITTLE GIRL.

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OATS.

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LITTLE BOY.

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OATS.

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LITTLE BOY ( sadly ).

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LITTLE GIRL.

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( They run out .) OATS.

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TEACHER.

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( Rises, comes C.)

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Contains 10 words in 5 sentences using 67 chars .

( Enter HAYES — looks cautiously around to see if Stage is empty. Approaches box while speaking .) HAYES.

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( Enter TEACHER, looking cautiously around .) TEACHER.

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( The enters box. Little scream is heard. In a minute they come out together; HAYES leads MISS MEHITABLE to C. They stand there hand in hand, while a grand procession of all the characters enters R., circles around them once, then exits L., behind the box . MISS MEHITABLE and HAYES follow them out. After them come the SIX LITTLE GIRLS, each with a little lighted candle, on their way to bed .) CURTAIN