1798 IT is generally very idle for people in the vicinity, to interpose in the quarrels of married persons. Marriage obliges, and almost necessitates, a man and his wife, to be of a mind, in things of great consequence — Their quarrels arise from some trifles: a mere momentary humor, or accidental word, and counter passions, have more influence in reconciling them, than their reason. Hence this important moral arises; that married persons never make complaints of each other abroad, and that their neighbors interpose in none of their differences — lest work be made for repentance. PERSONS. MEN. Col . FORTINBRASS — officer of the United States' army, married in N. York . Mr . WILLIAMSON — a wealthy citizen and good husband . Mr . LEWISTON — a neighbor, friend to Mrs. Fortinbrass . WOMEN. Mrs . FORTINBRASS — wife to Col Fortinbrass . Mrs . WILLIAMSON — wife to Mr. Williamson . Mrs . LYMAN — wife of a reputable citizen, friend of Mrs. Fortinbrass . Mrs . DELANO — formerly rival of Mrs. Fortinbrass . ACT I. SCENE I. — — Mrs. Williamson and Mrs. Fortinbrass . Contains 45 words in 7 sentences using 211 chars . Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 153 chars . Contains 31 words in 3 sentences using 172 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars . Contains 45 words in 3 sentences using 248 chars . Contains 47 words in 3 sentences using 240 chars . Contains 38 words in 5 sentences using 212 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 59 chars . Contains 47 words in 3 sentences using 242 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 169 chars . Contains 18 words in 4 sentences using 86 chars . SCENE II. — — Mrs. Fortinbrass and Col. Fortinbrass . Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 91 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 94 chars . Contains 38 words in 2 sentences using 182 chars . The Colonel takes up an old fiddle and plays Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 32 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 94 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 14 chars . (plays) Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars . (plays) Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 14 chars . (continues playing) Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 21 chars . (still continues) Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars . He pursues her with his music till she is off the stage SCENE III. — — Mrs. Fortinbrass and Mrs. Lyman . Contains 23 words in 4 sentences using 112 chars . Contains 30 words in 4 sentences using 194 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 82 chars . Exit Mrs. Lyman SCENE IV. — — Col. Fortinbrass and Mrs. Fortinbrass . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 76 chars . Contains 37 words in 3 sentences using 172 chars . Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 74 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 88 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 63 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 95 chars . (Extremely agitated) Contains 11 words in 4 sentences using 56 chars . Contains 51 words in 4 sentences using 279 chars . The Colonel approaches slowly to the door, turns and speaks to his wife — looking dejected the whole time Contains 70 words in 5 sentences using 365 chars . Goes out without his hat ACT II. SCENE I. — — Mrs. Fortinbrass and Mrs. Lyman (entering here.) Contains 10 words in 3 sentences using 48 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars . Contains 49 words in 6 sentences using 229 chars . Contains 68 words in 6 sentences using 372 chars . Contains 17 words in 3 sentences using 76 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 96 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 82 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 92 chars . Contains 41 words in 2 sentences using 236 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 26 words in 4 sentences using 148 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 86 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars . Contains 43 words in 3 sentences using 212 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 137 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars . SCENE III. — — Mr. Williamson and Mrs. Fortinbrass . Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 108 chars . Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 56 words in 2 sentences using 291 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars . Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 148 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 64 chars . Contains 54 words in 3 sentences using 308 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars . Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 57 chars . SCENE III. — — Mrs. Delano , Mrs. Fortinbrass and Mr. Williamson . Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 94 chars . Contains 2 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 31 words in 5 sentences using 163 chars . Contains 8 words in 3 sentences using 41 chars . Contains 58 words in 4 sentences using 301 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 101 chars . Contains 35 words in 2 sentences using 184 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 40 words in 2 sentences using 200 chars . SCENE IV. — — Mr. Williamson and Mrs. Fortinbrass . Contains 31 words in 3 sentences using 197 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 72 words in 3 sentences using 384 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 148 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars . Contains 54 words in 2 sentences using 285 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . Contains 50 words in 3 sentences using 258 chars . (Looking up.) Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 121 chars . SCENE V. — — Mr. Lewiston , Mrs. Fortinbrass and Mrs. Lyman. Contains 48 words in 5 sentences using 264 chars . Contains 24 words in 1 sentence using 116 chars . Contains 64 words in 3 sentences using 316 chars . Contains 29 words in 2 sentences using 153 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 109 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 69 chars . Contains 25 words in 3 sentences using 119 chars . Snaps her handkerchief as she goes out . ACT III. SCENE I. — — Mr. Lewiston and Mrs. Williamson . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 21 words in 2 sentences using 107 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 155 chars . Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 198 chars . Contains 65 words in 2 sentences using 378 chars . Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 138 chars . SCENE II — — alone. Contains 74 words in 6 sentences using 365 chars . ( Returns and walks agitated across the stage — Col. Fortinbrass. enters — she almost falls on her knees before him — He catches her and raises her .) Contains 50 words in 3 sentences using 248 chars . (To the company on the stage.) SCENE III. — — Mrs. Lyman and Mrs. Williamson . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 117 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 109 words in 4 sentences using 556 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 98 chars . SCENE IV. — — Mrs. Williamson , Mrs. Fortinbrass , &c. Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars . Enter Mrs Fortinbrass Contains 11 words in 3 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 9 words in 3 sentences using 45 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 44 chars . Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 44 words in 5 sentences using 226 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars . Contains 33 words in 3 sentences using 171 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 53 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars . Contains 31 words in 2 sentences using 150 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 86 chars . Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 108 chars . Contains 13 words in 3 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 126 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 104 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 61 chars . Enter General Fortinbrass Contains 92 words in 2 sentences using 494 chars . All withdraw