1861
DRAMATIS PERSONÆ.
Philus Philomusus , a celebrated manufacturer of looking-glasses.
Dr. Fungus , editor of the "Literary Mushroom," and retailer of catsup.
Sedley , editor of the "Comet" with a fiery beard.
Fabulator , a writer of tales, fables, and allegories.
Epigram , scribbler on a small scale.
Conundrum , scribbler on a small scale.
Stanley , a wary politician, on the fence.
Caustic , a satirical fellow, supposed to be the dramatist himself.
Keeper of the Park , a friend to all parties.
Officer , a runner of the marble house.
Finance , travelling agent of the looking-glass maker.
Trustall , travelling agent for the "Mushroom."
ACT I.
— SCENE I
The Park, in front of the debtors' jail. Whitey-blue posts seen in endless perspective. The City-Hall clock strikes eleven.
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Exit Officer.
Enter Finance.
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They retire.
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Enter Officer.
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Exit Keeper.
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Exit Finance.
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Enter Keeper.
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Exit.
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Enter Trustall.
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Exeunt omnes.
SCENE II.
A street in New York, near St. Paul's Church.
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Exit.
SCENE III.
The Park. Fungus reading a pamphlet.
Enter Philus and the Keeper.
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Exit.
ACT II.
— SCENE I.
The Battery. The steam packet William Gibbons, just arriving from Charleston.
Enter Philus.
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39 chars
.
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9 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
using
51 chars
.
Enter Finance , with papers.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
using
46 chars
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8 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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40 chars
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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48 chars
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10 words
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1 sentence
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52 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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49 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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42 chars
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7 words
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1 sentence
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41 chars
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6 words
in
2 sentences
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42 chars
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7 words
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1 sentence
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43 chars
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7 words
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1 sentence
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40 chars
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7 words
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1 sentence
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40 chars
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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46 chars
.
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10 words
in
1 sentence
using
46 chars
.
Exit Finance.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
40 chars
.
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7 words
in
1 sentence
using
33 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
2 sentences
using
41 chars
.
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10 words
in
1 sentence
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44 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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39 chars
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9 words
in
2 sentences
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42 chars
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9 words
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1 sentence
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43 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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38 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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42 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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41 chars
.
Enter Epigram.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
36 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
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6 words
in
1 sentence
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36 chars
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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46 chars
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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38 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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44 chars
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9 words
in
3 sentences
using
42 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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39 chars
.
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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49 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
48 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
48 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
using
40 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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41 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
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42 chars
.
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5 words
in
1 sentence
using
20 chars
.
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4 words
in
1 sentence
using
21 chars
.
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10 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
49 chars
.
Exit Epigram.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
40 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
46 chars
.
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8 words
in
2 sentences
using
43 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
2 sentences
using
40 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
54 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
47 chars
.
Exit Philus.
SCENE II.
The Mirror publication office, filled with poets and authors.
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6 words
in
1 sentence
using
36 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
.
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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39 chars
.
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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42 chars
.
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10 words
in
1 sentence
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44 chars
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10 words
in
1 sentence
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45 chars
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5 words
in
3 sentences
using
33 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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42 chars
.
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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48 chars
.
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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42 chars
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10 words
in
1 sentence
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46 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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45 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
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9 words
in
2 sentences
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42 chars
.
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5 words
in
1 sentence
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30 chars
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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41 chars
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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46 chars
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6 words
in
2 sentences
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45 chars
.
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5 words
in
1 sentence
using
26 chars
.
Contains
3 words
in
1 sentence
using
13 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
.
Exit Epigram.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
49 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
46 chars
.
Contains
5 words
in
1 sentence
using
40 chars
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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44 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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47 chars
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10 words
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1 sentence
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47 chars
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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40 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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44 chars
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10 words
in
2 sentences
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47 chars
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
.
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3 words
in
1 sentence
using
11 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
35 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
45 chars
.
Exit Finance.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
38 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
3 sentences
using
41 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
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45 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
2 sentences
using
44 chars
.
Enter Stanley.
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9 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
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9 words
in
1 sentence
using
48 chars
.
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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35 chars
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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40 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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42 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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42 chars
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10 words
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1 sentence
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41 chars
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8 words
in
2 sentences
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46 chars
.
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10 words
in
1 sentence
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46 chars
.
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9 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Enter Epigram.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
37 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
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8 words
in
2 sentences
using
49 chars
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6 words
in
1 sentence
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25 chars
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5 words
in
1 sentence
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27 chars
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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40 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
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9 words
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1 sentence
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43 chars
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8 words
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2 sentences
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41 chars
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8 words
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1 sentence
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41 chars
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8 words
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1 sentence
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43 chars
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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37 chars
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6 words
in
1 sentence
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40 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
using
45 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
.
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7 words
in
1 sentence
using
36 chars
.
Enter Finance.
Contains
8 words
in
2 sentences
using
48 chars
.
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7 words
in
1 sentence
using
40 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
.
Exit Finance.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
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12 words
in
1 sentence
using
51 chars
.
Exit Philus.
Contains
9 words
in
2 sentences
using
37 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
using
40 chars
.
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6 words
in
1 sentence
using
34 chars
.
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7 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
45 chars
.
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4 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
.
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6 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
.
Exit.
SCENE III.
Front vestibule of the City-Hall. Philus reading a communication.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
using
45 chars
.
Enter Finance.
Contains
11 words
in
1 sentence
using
49 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
40 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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34 chars
.
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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38 chars
.
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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38 chars
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
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7 words
in
1 sentence
using
47 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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41 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
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9 words
in
1 sentence
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47 chars
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Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
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44 chars
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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47 chars
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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51 chars
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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46 chars
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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42 chars
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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49 chars
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10 words
in
1 sentence
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49 chars
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6 words
in
1 sentence
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38 chars
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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46 chars
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5 words
in
1 sentence
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35 chars
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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44 chars
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6 words
in
1 sentence
using
40 chars
.
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6 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
48 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
38 chars
.
Enter Caustic.
Contains
4 words
in
2 sentences
using
18 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
24 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
35 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
Exit.
Contains
8 words
in
2 sentences
using
44 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
40 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
48 chars
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Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
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Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
3 sentences
using
38 chars
.
Exit Finance.
Enter Stanley.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
49 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
.
Contains
4 words
in
1 sentence
using
19 chars
.
Contains
3 words
in
1 sentence
using
21 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
37 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
46 chars
.
Contains
5 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
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Contains
11 words
in
1 sentence
using
46 chars
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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42 chars
.
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7 words
in
1 sentence
using
40 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
45 chars
.
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7 words
in
1 sentence
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44 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
2 sentences
using
43 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
48 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Enter Caustic.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
37 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
40 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
2 sentences
using
44 chars
.
Contains
11 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
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42 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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39 chars
.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
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44 chars
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Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
47 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
37 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
46 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
2 sentences
using
46 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
32 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
45 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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36 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
2 sentences
using
45 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
36 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
50 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
51 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Exit in a rage
SCENE IV.
Office of the Comet — publication morning. Sedley, Epigram, Conundrum, Acrostic , &c.
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8 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
38 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
52 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
33 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
47 chars
.
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6 words
in
1 sentence
using
40 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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39 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
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46 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
36 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
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38 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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51 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
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39 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
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44 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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46 chars
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Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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49 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
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40 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
45 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
51 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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38 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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47 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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40 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
45 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
50 chars
.
Exeunt with a flourish.
SCENE V.
Publication office of the Mirror, as before. Philomusus, Fabulator, Caustic, Claudius , &c.
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6 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
35 chars
.
Contains
4 words
in
1 sentence
using
19 chars
.
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5 words
in
1 sentence
using
27 chars
.
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7 words
in
2 sentences
using
39 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
4 words
in
2 sentences
using
24 chars
.
Contains
5 words
in
1 sentence
using
23 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
38 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
38 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
2 sentences
using
46 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
45 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
47 chars
.
Contains
11 words
in
2 sentences
using
49 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
45 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
38 chars
.
Contains
11 words
in
2 sentences
using
52 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
48 chars
.
Enter Finance.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Exeunt with a flourish.
SCENE VI.
Interior of a modern printing establishment. On one side the compositors are seen at their cases, on the other are steam-presses, in full operation. Stage dark.
Enter Philomusus from a closet.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
45 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
46 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
46 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
35 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
3 sentences
using
53 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
48 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
46 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
45 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
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43 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
34 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
33 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
46 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
39 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
1 sentence
using
43 chars
.
Contains
10 words
in
2 sentences
using
52 chars
.
Music is heard.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
44 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
38 chars
.
Lies down — sleeps — dreams.
Music. Vision of Apollo and the Muses, who approach his couch, and Apollo holds a laurel crown over the sleeper's head, while goddesses appear to kiss him!
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
41 chars
.
Contains
9 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
54 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
47 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
8 words
in
1 sentence
using
42 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
30 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
27 chars
.
Contains
4 words
in
1 sentence
using
27 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
37 chars
.
Contains
4 words
in
1 sentence
using
26 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
36 chars
.
Contains
5 words
in
1 sentence
using
28 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
35 chars
.
Contains
5 words
in
1 sentence
using
29 chars
.
Contains
7 words
in
1 sentence
using
29 chars
.
They each stoop and kiss him.
Contains
4 words
in
1 sentence
using
28 chars
.
Contains
6 words
in
1 sentence
using
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Lively music. Philomusus starts from his couch, and rushes to the front, à la Kean.
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Enter Finance.
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Exeunt with a flourish.
SCENE VII.
The field of battle — flourishes, shouts, and every kind of noise the prompter can conveniently make.
Enter Philus Philomusus.
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Exit — flourish.
Enter Caustic and Finance.
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Enter Philomusus.
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A most glorious flourish, in the midst of which a bright and fiery comet, accompanied by a shower of stars, is seen to fall into the North river, where it expires in a hiss, in which it is expected all the audience will participate. Shouts of victory succeed, and the curtain falls amid thunders of applause.