1798 RICHES only make a person contemptible without virtue and good breeding — the man of virtue is infinitely better calculated to make his friends happy than the man of wealth — and if a person shall only be firm in the ways of virtue, there is scarcely an instance in a hundred, in which the event will not be prosperous — the arm of providence sustains the heart that is honest — virtue can acquire friends, and wealth; but mere wealth can neither procure virtue, nor friends. PERSONS. MEN. Capt. BLOOMSGROVE — an officer of the army of the United States. Mr. TREADWELL — minister of Bloomsgrove parish. Mr. MANLY — a subaltern, of the army, engaged in farming. IRONSIDE — a blacksmith in Bloomsgrove village. BUTTERFORD — a feeder of cattle. O' CONNOR — servant in pay of Manly. WOMEN. Mrs. IRONSIDE — wife to Mr. Ironside, aunt to Juliet. JULIET — daughter of Capt. Bloomsgrove. MAYFLOWER — a coquette — rival of Juliet in pretensions to beauty. ACT I. SCENE I. — Manly and Juliet. 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Manly goes out. — Mrs. Ironside enters SCENE II. — Mrs. Ironside and Juliet. (Mrs. Ironside takes up Juliet's work and looks at it) Contains 59 words in 5 sentences using 311 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 98 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 95 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 46 chars . Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 26 chars . Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 102 chars . Contains 18 words in 2 sentences using 88 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 35 chars . Contains 31 words in 2 sentences using 165 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 135 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 34 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 77 chars . Contains 7 words in 3 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 38 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 144 chars . Contains 77 words in 3 sentences using 345 chars . (Juliet goes out and Ironside after her.) ACT II. SCENE I. — Mrs. and Mr. Ironside Front curtain draws and shows Mr. Ironside at a table with a part of a loaf of bread and a cheese — Mr. Ironside is eating — Mrs. Ironside comes up to the table. Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 62 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 74 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 95 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . (She snatches away the bread and cheese, he catches off one and of the cheese then follows her to the middle of the avenue, and snatches off a piece of bread and returns eating, to the middle of the stage.) Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars . (She returns) Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 106 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 71 chars . Contains 23 words in 3 sentences using 108 chars . Contains 28 words in 3 sentences using 145 chars . Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 119 chars . Contains 65 words in 4 sentences using 286 chars . SCENE II. — Mrs. Ironside and Juliet. from within. Contains 27 words in 4 sentences using 140 chars . Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 129 chars . She goes out very deliberately. SCENE III. — Butterford, Mrs. Ironside and Juliet. [ Making a very awkward bow Contains 7 words in 4 sentences using 37 chars . Contains 26 words in 2 sentences using 102 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 31 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 94 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars . Contains 30 words in 4 sentences using 137 chars . Contains 6 words in 3 sentences using 30 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 47 words in 4 sentences using 228 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 20 chars . Contains 125 words in 7 sentences using 573 chars . Contains 1 word in 2 sentences using 7 chars . (Faintly.) Contains 3 words in 1 sentence using 16 chars . Contains 20 words in 4 sentences using 98 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 79 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 24 chars . (Juliet comes to the entrance of the stage, attempts to present herself — bursts forth in tears — steps back — wipes her eyes, and then enters with a very genteel courtely.) ( Nodding his head, still sitting in his chair. ) Contains 8 words in 4 sentences using 41 chars . ( With a silly affection of cunning. ) Contains 18 words in 3 sentences using 83 chars . Mrs. Ironside goes out. Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 52 chars . SCENE IV. — Butterford and Juliet. (Butterford sitting, hitches his chair towards Juliet, partly backwards.) Contains 14 words in 3 sentences using 65 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 107 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . (Slaps her on the shoulder.) Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 56 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars . Contains 56 words in 2 sentences using 256 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 55 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 107 chars . Contains 43 words in 3 sentences using 214 chars . Contains 32 words in 2 sentences using 160 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 57 chars . Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 128 chars . Contains 28 words in 2 sentences using 127 chars . Contains 10 words in 4 sentences using 48 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 8 words in 4 sentences using 39 chars . Contains 31 words in 2 sentences using 163 chars . (sits confused a few moments, then bursts into a great laugh.) Contains 3 words in 4 sentences using 16 chars . Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 30 chars . Contains 7 words in 4 sentences using 36 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 78 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 48 words in 4 sentences using 237 chars . ( with expressions of contempt. ) Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 43 chars . Contains 52 words in 3 sentences using 231 chars . Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 94 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 50 chars . Contains 12 words in 2 sentences using 66 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 40 chars . Contains 33 words in 4 sentences using 150 chars . Butterford withdraws clumsily. alone Contains 72 words in 6 sentences using 357 chars . Juliet goes out SCENE I. — Mrs. Ironside and Butterford. (Entering on the opposite side of the stage.) Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 78 chars . Contains 36 words in 3 sentences using 175 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars . Contains 33 words in 2 sentences using 137 chars . Contains 62 words in 5 sentences using 311 chars . Contains 16 words in 4 sentences using 79 chars . She goes out pouting — he follows her. ACT III. SCENE I. — Mr. Treadwell enters and speaks alone. Contains 182 words in 11 sentences using 965 chars . SCENE II. — Treadwell and Juliet. Juliet enters with a bundle of Books. Contains 12 words in 3 sentences using 60 chars . Contains 22 words in 2 sentences using 112 chars . Contains 33 words in 4 sentences using 171 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 70 chars . Contains 94 words in 6 sentences using 518 chars . Contains 36 words in 4 sentences using 188 chars . Contains 80 words in 5 sentences using 403 chars . Contains 15 words in 2 sentences using 91 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 90 chars . Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 97 chars . ( Juliet goes out and he with her. ) ACT IV. SCENE I. — Ironside, Treadwell and Mrs. Ironside. Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 36 chars . Contains 17 words in 4 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 45 words in 2 sentences using 212 chars . Contains 27 words in 3 sentences using 132 chars . Contains 148 words in 11 sentences using 726 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 39 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 64 chars . Contains 21 words in 3 sentences using 117 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 115 chars . Contains 43 words in 3 sentences using 218 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 118 chars . ( She goes out pouting ) Contains 37 words in 3 sentences using 185 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 49 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 87 chars . ( Ironside goes out. ) SCENE II. — Treadwell and Connor. Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 42 chars . Contains 34 words in 3 sentences using 167 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 29 chars . Contains 42 words in 1 sentence using 208 chars . Contains 28 words in 4 sentences using 145 chars . Contains 88 words in 2 sentences using 405 chars . Contains 8 words in 2 sentences using 41 chars . Contains 30 words in 2 sentences using 139 chars . Contains 15 words in 3 sentences using 82 chars . Contains 35 words in 2 sentences using 157 chars . ( Connor goes out. ) SCENE III. — Treadwell and Juliet. Contains 23 words in 2 sentences using 115 chars . Contains 5 words in 2 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 17 chars . Contains 19 words in 3 sentences using 93 chars . Treadwell goes out, and as Juliet is following, Moyflower enters. SCENE IV. — Mayflower and Juliet. ( Moyflower advances slowly and coldly keeps a large distance from Juliet. ) Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 22 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 51 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 89 chars . Contains 20 words in 3 sentences using 102 chars . Contains 14 words in 2 sentences using 68 chars . Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 54 chars . Contains 36 words in 3 sentences using 186 chars . Contains 3 words in 2 sentences using 18 chars . Contains 10 words in 2 sentences using 47 chars . Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars . Contains 37 words in 4 sentences using 202 chars . Contains 33 words in 2 sentences using 173 chars . They go out together. ACT V. SCENE I. — Manly and Juliet. Scene is changed to the minister's house, the stage represents his study with chairs, tables, books, manuscripts, &c. &c. Contains 20 words in 2 sentences using 102 chars . Contains 38 words in 3 sentences using 200 chars . Contains 7 words in 2 sentences using 33 chars . Contains 17 words in 2 sentences using 86 chars . Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 100 chars . SCENE II. — Treadwell and Juliet. — ( All the party except Ironside and his wife. ) Contains 59 words in 4 sentences using 296 chars . Contains 53 words in 3 sentences using 266 chars . Contains 32 words in 3 sentences using 178 chars . Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 180 chars . Contains 32 words in 2 sentences using 172 chars . Contains 141 words in 11 sentences using 743 chars . Contains 38 words in 5 sentences using 205 chars . Contains 24 words in 3 sentences using 125 chars . Contains 31 words in 3 sentences using 151 chars . Contains 72 words in 5 sentences using 376 chars . (She is conducted by Treadwell to the avenue, and is source behind the curtain when she exclaims — Contains 5 words in 3 sentences using 25 chars . Contains 34 words in 2 sentences using 174 chars . ( Manly goes to the curtain; peeps behind the curtain; sees Capt. Bloomsgrove, and leaps about the stage in a frenzy of joy. ) Contains 16 words in 3 sentences using 82 chars . (The whole company are rushing to the opening of the curtain, but Mr. Treadwell stays them. Contains 32 words in 2 sentences using 185 chars . (Capt. Bloomsgrove appears at the entrance with his face turned partly back, talking to Juliet.) Contains 41 words in 2 sentences using 197 chars . Bloomsgrove enters, nobly dressed, and bowing genteelly Contains 11 words in 2 sentences using 58 chars . Contains 19 words in 2 sentences using 94 chars . Contains 4 words in 2 sentences using 23 chars . Contains 25 words in 2 sentences using 130 chars . [ Catching Mr. Treadwell's sleeve. Contains 16 words in 2 sentences using 80 chars . Contains 59 words in 5 sentences using 297 chars . Contains 9 words in 2 sentences using 48 chars . Shows confusion. Contains 26 words in 3 sentences using 116 chars . ( bowing respectfully ) Contains 6 words in 2 sentences using 27 chars . Contains 10 words in 1 sentence using 48 chars . Contains 11 words in 1 sentence using 60 chars . Contains 24 words in 2 sentences using 114 chars . ( To Mr. Treadwell. ) ( bowing. ) Contains 13 words in 2 sentences using 75 chars . Contains 30 words in 4 sentences using 170 chars . (Wipes his eyes which flow in tears of joy.) Contains 84 words in 6 sentences using 448 chars . ( They sit. A song or dance is performed, as the exhibit on pleases.